Best of Mr. Right The new Ghostbusters sequel will feature a familiar foe in a hot new ride: Behold - the Stay-Puft Marshmoblie! Best of Mr. Right Chevy presents the new "Cartman"... it's not fat, it's just big-boned! Best of JohnS1959 Anaphylactic shock - it is never pretty... Best of prince of leaves Ethanol would come to be known as the high-fructose corn syrup of motor fuels. I was sad when I heard the Honda Element and the PT Cruiser are both discontinued. I should have just been more patient. Best of S2 Corn based fuel and the old banana up the tail pipe trick feature prominently in the rebooted My Mother The Car TV show. Best of dwhawk The Radiator Springs Playhouse is proud to present Lightning McQueen in "The Elephant Man". Best of Steve O Is it just me, or did Christine's lesbian car girlfriend get fat?
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Everything in the car gets blown except the driver!
The new Ghostbusters sequel will feature a familiar foe in a hot new ride: Behold - the Stay-Puft Marshmoblie!
Chevy presents the new "Cartman"... it's not fat, it's just big-boned!
I'm sure that this can be traced back to man-made global warming.
Anaphylactic shock - it is never pretty...
...but Shallow Hal saw it as a sleek Jaguar.
Ethanol would come to be known as the high-fructose corn syrup of motor fuels.
"Does this clearcoat make my trunk look fat?"
"Christine! Your prom date is here!"
I was sad when I heard the Honda Element and the PT Cruiser are both discontinued. I should have just been more patient.
The attorney for Michelin Man reiterates his client's innocence, but the paternity suit filed by Ms. Cadillac is waddling forward.
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The downside to owning the hybrid Cadillac "Mickey" is that it'll eat anything.
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The Pillsbury Doughboy's pimped out ride.
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This isn't Grandfather Dub's Oldsmobile.
Corn based fuel and the old banana up the tail pipe trick feature prominently in the rebooted My Mother The Car TV show.
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Centerfold for "Cars of Wal-Mart"
Pick up your copy today in the Stuff Your Piehole with Crap aisle.
The Radiator Springs Playhouse is proud to present Lightning McQueen in "The Elephant Man".
General Motors Executive: “Mr. President, we spent all of the bailout money to design a car that meets your mandated fuel economy standards of 3 to 7 miles per gallon.”
Obama: “That was supposed to be 37 miles per gallon!”
In this issue: We expose the shocking truth about what a steady diet of high-octane biofuels can do to your car!
Mayor Bloomberg immediately banned 'em in NYC.
...und Franz's ist silvah...
Well; what did you THINK Bernahke would drive?
A 1000 years from now the Greeks won't be making cross-country runners wear these damned robes and sandals! I'm telling you Ezekial, Roman bathhouse fashions will be IN.
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Jezz, Hezichia, you said, "Just drop the flaming basket of donkey manuer on the Roman's porch and pound on the door. He'll Never know who's behind the Saturnalia prank."
AND RUN! I specifically said, AND RUN, not stand there and wait for him to answer the door! Besides, how did I know his porch was made of dry wood?
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Holy crap, Batman, if my dad finds out what I wrote on the temple wall, he'll crucify me!
He's gonna crucify you if he learns about US, Robin, so stop running like a pansy.
Gaaa, I'll never learn not to open multiple browser windows at the same time.
In 2012, with a nationwide drought, food prices about to soar and 40% of the corn crop still being diverted to ethanol-making by corrupt congressmen favoring their 1% cronies, high fructose corn syrup companies continue denying any connection to obesity... much like the tobacco industry denied a link to cancer.
Due to his insistence not using Beano, Michael Moore violates the warranty on another vehicle.
I think the car has gas.
Is it just me, or did Christine's lesbian car girlfriend get fat?
Meh, so even with cars the blind date friend is a porker?
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