1. "And now you see why you should never let grandma catch you masturbating."
2. "Come with me if you want to live."
3. "With these cybernetic implants, my pimp hand is 2000% stronger."
4. "IED? No, kid. I tried to take M'Chel's eatin' shovel away before she was done."
5. The weird part is, if Anakin and Padme had just settled down in suburban Milwaukee it still would have been a better movie than ANY of the prequels.