1. "Oh, Stop Rushing. Chick-Fil-A isn't even open on Sundays."
2. "OMG, only a full immersion Baptism can erase the taint of that bizarre Olympics opening Ceremony."
3. "Well, now we're fugitives. And all we said was 'This Halibut is good enough for Jehovah.'"
4. "Stop fretting, Elisha. We are revered figures from the Old Testament. No one's going to make any 'gay' jokes about us."
5. "And yonder is the Mountain the Breaketh Backs. Come, let us pasture our sheep there and share a tent."
Best of prince of leaves
"No, wait! Seriously! I'm telling you I really can heal that gimpy backwards right arm of yours!"
Best of prince of leaves
"No wait! I just want a couple minutes of your time to talk to you about Ronaius Paulus!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Mitt Romney's campaign advisers rushing to get to Chick-Fil-A before closing...
Best of jimmy
"We must rush, Matthew! SuperCuts closes at 6pm!"
Best of Spin
Hurry before they run out of Loaves and Fishes.
Best of metalgarth
Looks like they forgot about the lost Beatitude: "Blessed are those that are in the proper place when their laxative kicks in. For they will find comfort"
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"We have no time to stop at Chick-Fil-A, Frodo, we must quickly destroy the one ring."
Best of Submariner
ORA? Vorpal bunny! Vorpal bunny! VORPAL BUNNY!
21 comments:
"No, wait! Seriously! I'm telling you I really can heal that gimpy backwards right arm of yours!"
"No, wait! When I said I had something that would get us stoned, I wasn't talking about the gruesome public spectacle of moral punishment!"
Judea's men's relay team was sure to take the gold medal in the -8 Olympics, until Hoshiah somehow misplaced the baton in the folds of his robes.
"No wait! I just want a couple minutes of your time to talk to you about Ronaius Paulus!"
somewhere God is laughing his head off and saying send me V the K.we need his humor
ORA: "Quick! The King said fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
Mitt Romney's campaign advisers rushing to get to Chick-Fil-A before closing...
And "The One's" sent forth disciples two by two in search of a positive favorbility rating.
Run faster, dammit; M'Chel has THAT look in her eye!
Hurry, Hezekiah; the dark is gaining on us...
Hurry Jed, I don't want to miss out on watching Miss M wash off the mud suit!
"We must rush, Matthew! SuperCuts closes at 6pm!"
Hurry before they run out of Loaves and Fishes.
A 1000 years from now the Greeks won't be making cross-country runners wear these damned robes and sandals! I'm telling you Ezekial, Roman bathhouse fashions will be IN.
-OR-
Jezz, Hezichia, you said, "Just drop the flaming basket of donkey manuer on the Roman's porch and pound on the door. He'll Never know who's behind the Saturnalia prank."
AND RUN! I specifically said, AND RUN, not stand there and wait for him to answer the door! Besides, how did I know his porch was made of dry wood?
-OR-
Holy crap, Batman, if my dad finds out what I wrote on the temple wall, he'll crucify me!
He's gonna crucify you if he learns about US, Robin, so stop running like a pansey.
Looks like they forgot about the lost Beatitude:
"Blessed are those that are in the proper place when their laxative kicks in. For they will find comfort"
"We have no time to stop at Chick-Fil-A, Frodo, we must quickly destroy the one ring."
You puff really shouldn't huff... puff have puff yelled, "Smite me, huff... puff oh Mighty huff... puff Smiter!huff
ORA?
Vorpal bunny!
Vorpal bunny!
VORPAL BUNNY!
"Yeah, though we walk through the Valley of Death..."
"Walk sheol, RUN!
Sully was thoroughly dissapointed with the results of his web search for "Hebrew boys" AND "runs"
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