Best of metalgarth
Him: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till she becomes hot"
Her: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I'm brain damaged enough to vote for him again"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gah, this beer tastes like piss.
Heyyyyyy!!!
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "SKOAL!!!"
Girl: "SCOAMF!!!"
Best of joshua
Oh, I've got one. A drinking game. Try postin a capshun at VK after drinking several of these. That word verifier, man. First, you try to think of something clever, you know, that makes sense, then it's like... what the fruck is a "stonsiff"? "Stonsuff"? What does that say??
Best of Spin
Barry's Thawtbubble: So this is where da white wimmin be at.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man, this is a good beer," Obama thought. "You can really taste the arugula in it."
Best of jimmy
After yet another unfortunate gaffe from Joe Biden, Valerie Jarrett and Barry O are forced to retreat to their "war room" to "strategize".
Best of Jack Reacher
Standard Caption # 2613:
"Light, insubstantial, with no follow-through. The beer is okay, though."
22 comments:
Him: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till she becomes hot"
Her: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I'm brain damaged enough to vote for him again"
Moe's Tavern has their most successful Ladies Night ever.
Obama loses his man card for drinking a pint with his pinky finger extended.
Can't vacation in Kinnebunkport in an election year. Can't get any legislation passed in an election year. I'll just have a few drinkies while Mitt runs off at the mouth. Time enough to blame congress, Bush and the GOP when I sober up 'round Labor Day.
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Photo Op #12309: "Just one of the girls"
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Obamalama Thawtbubble: If she deep throats that bottle once more I'm outta here.
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Gah, this beer tastes like piss.
Heyyyyyy!!!
Nancy, you didn't tell me you were pregnant!
"Bartender, I said 'Shut off Fox', not 'shoo out the foxes'. Jeez!"
"Wow free healthcare and new wheels for my doublewide and all I have to do is vote for you... three times?", said Shawna, "I'll drink to that!"
Obama: "SKOAL!!!"
Girl: "SCOAMF!!!"
Today's Democratic Party: a mere shadow of the hard-drinking legacy of the Kennedys.
"Hey buddy what is this crap you served me? I distinctly ordered Canadian beer!", shouted Mr. Obama, "Does that look like an American bus parked in the lot outside?"
And then I told David Axelrod "the economy acted stupidly" and he said why don't you go for a beer summit or something I've got some political strategizing to do... you're a really good listener Valerie.
Oh, I've got one. A drinking game. Try postin a capshun at VK after drinking several of these. That word verifier, man. First, you try to think of something clever, you know, that makes sense, then it's like... what the fruck is a "stonsiff"? "Stonsuff"? What does that say??
Barry upgraded to a real glass? That June Jobs Report musta been horrible!
Barry's Thawtbubble:
So this is where da white wimmin be at.
Presidential beer goggles.
"Man, this is a good beer," Obama thought. "You can really taste the arugula in it."
O: Couldn't even get one job last quarter.
Bar hag: buy me a beer and I'll give you a "job"
Cheers!
After yet another unfortunate gaffe from Joe Biden, Valerie Jarrett and Barry O are forced to retreat to their "war room" to "strategize".
Standard Caption # 2613:
"Light, insubstantial, with no follow-through. The beer is okay, though."
Following up on Metalgarth:
SCOAMF: "Nope, still fat."
Fat chick: "Nope, still a communist."
"I don't mind the slurping. It's the using the tongue to get the last drop that's so disturbing." Luisa was a whore, but she had etiquette, dammit! Her almost-instant disliking of Barry was palpable.
promo from Fox's hit new show "The Lesbian and The Gay"
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