Friday, July 06, 2012

SCOAMF Responds to June Jobs Report

JWF




Best of metalgarth
Him: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till she becomes hot"
Her: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I'm brain damaged enough to vote for him again"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gah, this beer tastes like piss.
Heyyyyyy!!!

Best of  Rodney Dill
Obama: "SKOAL!!!"
Girl: "SCOAMF!!!"

Best of  joshua
Oh, I've got one. A drinking game. Try postin a capshun at VK after drinking several of these. That word verifier, man. First, you try to think of something clever, you know, that makes sense, then it's like... what the fruck is a "stonsiff"? "Stonsuff"? What does that say??

Best of Spin
Barry's Thawtbubble: So this is where da white wimmin be at.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man, this is a good beer," Obama thought. "You can really taste the arugula in it."

Best of  jimmy
After yet another unfortunate gaffe from Joe Biden, Valerie Jarrett and Barry O are forced to retreat to their "war room" to "strategize".

Best of Jack Reacher
Standard Caption # 2613:
"Light, insubstantial, with no follow-through. The beer is okay, though."

22 comments:

metalgarth said...

Him: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till she becomes hot"
Her: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I'm brain damaged enough to vote for him again"

metalgarth said...

Moe's Tavern has their most successful Ladies Night ever.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama loses his man card for drinking a pint with his pinky finger extended.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Can't vacation in Kinnebunkport in an election year. Can't get any legislation passed in an election year. I'll just have a few drinkies while Mitt runs off at the mouth. Time enough to blame congress, Bush and the GOP when I sober up 'round Labor Day.

-OR-

Photo Op #12309: "Just one of the girls"

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble: If she deep throats that bottle once more I'm outta here.

-OR-

Gah, this beer tastes like piss.
Heyyyyyy!!!

Passionate Conservative said...

Nancy, you didn't tell me you were pregnant!

prince of leaves said...

"Bartender, I said 'Shut off Fox', not 'shoo out the foxes'. Jeez!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Wow free healthcare and new wheels for my doublewide and all I have to do is vote for you... three times?", said Shawna, "I'll drink to that!"

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "SKOAL!!!"
Girl: "SCOAMF!!!"

dadoctah said...

Today's Democratic Party: a mere shadow of the hard-drinking legacy of the Kennedys.

JohnS1959 said...

"Hey buddy what is this crap you served me? I distinctly ordered Canadian beer!", shouted Mr. Obama, "Does that look like an American bus parked in the lot outside?"

joshua said...

And then I told David Axelrod "the economy acted stupidly" and he said why don't you go for a beer summit or something I've got some political strategizing to do... you're a really good listener Valerie.

joshua said...

Oh, I've got one. A drinking game. Try postin a capshun at VK after drinking several of these. That word verifier, man. First, you try to think of something clever, you know, that makes sense, then it's like... what the fruck is a "stonsiff"? "Stonsuff"? What does that say??

Submariner said...

Barry upgraded to a real glass? That June Jobs Report musta been horrible!

Spin said...

Barry's Thawtbubble:

So this is where da white wimmin be at.

Steve O said...

Presidential beer goggles.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, this is a good beer," Obama thought. "You can really taste the arugula in it."

dub said...

O: Couldn't even get one job last quarter.
Bar hag: buy me a beer and I'll give you a "job"

Cheers!

jimmy said...

After yet another unfortunate gaffe from Joe Biden, Valerie Jarrett and Barry O are forced to retreat to their "war room" to "strategize".

Jack Reacher said...

Standard Caption # 2613:
"Light, insubstantial, with no follow-through. The beer is okay, though."

GregMan said...

Following up on Metalgarth:

SCOAMF: "Nope, still fat."
Fat chick: "Nope, still a communist."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't mind the slurping. It's the using the tongue to get the last drop that's so disturbing." Luisa was a whore, but she had etiquette, dammit! Her almost-instant disliking of Barry was palpable.

chronos the wonder pig said...

promo from Fox's hit new show "The Lesbian and The Gay"