Monday, July 30, 2012

Monday is the New Tuesday

Well, it is when you got nothin'



1. "And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love Y-O-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!"
2. "Tell the SCOAMF not to wait up."
3. When Klingons get horny, they get blurry.
4. "Hillary may use a strap-on, but I'm all natural, babe."
5. "I don't care where you're carrying me, but there f--king well better be french fries."


Best of  GregMan
You'd be blurry too if you were milliseconds away from having your throat ripped out by a hungry Klingon.

Best of Cat Whisperer
Very few Olympians qualified to compete in the FLOTUS lifting category, and most of those were later eliminated due to steroid use or debilitating injuries.

Best of Submariner
Y'know what'd REALLY turn me on, babe? Write me a college essay.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Big Mo illustrates the tax burdens to be imposed during her husband's second reign.

Best of curly
“…for the SECOND time in my adult life, I’m proud to be an American.”

Best of marco
Observers quaked in horror at the scene of the jaw-unhinging process beginning. Pirozhkova was unfamiliar with FLOTUS' special power, but that wouldn't be the case for long.

Threadwinner: Steve O
The new iPhone camera has a self-defense mode, apparently.

Best of metalgarth
EEEEEK! A Capitalist!

18 comments:

GregMan said...

You'd be blurry too if you were milliseconds away from having your throat ripped out by a hungry Klingon.

metalgarth said...

For most people Queen's "We are the champions" symbolizes the spirit of the olympics. For others, it's "Fat Bottom Girls"

Cat Whisperer said...

Very few Olympians qualified to compete in the FLOTUS lifting category, and most of those were later eliminated due to steroid use or debilitating injuries.

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Submariner said...

Y'know what'd REALLY turn me on, babe? Write me a college essay.

Submariner said...

In the spirit of equality, the FLOTUS issues her own edict that henceforth, all white women must carry a fat-assed black broad in their arms.

curly said...

"You're pretty strong for a chalk faced whore."

curly said...

Queef Power!

prince of leaves said...

Mayhem ensued when automatic gunfire rang out, until someone realized it wasn't a terrorist attack at all but the staccato reports from Pirozhkova's vertebrae bursting under the strain.

Spin said...

Pssst Elena, it's 'black kid' on your back.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Big Mo demonstrates the "Flying Buttress" move to the US Wrestling Team.

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Big Mo illustrates the tax burdens to be imposed during her husband's second reign.

curly said...

“…for the SECOND time in my adult life, I’m proud to be an American.”

marco said...

Observers quaked in horror at the scene of the jaw-unhinging process beginning. Pirozhkova was unfamiliar with FLOTUS' special power, but that wouldn't be the case for long.

Steve O said...

The new iPhone camera has a self-defense mode, apparently.

Steve O said...

FLOTUS? Cat Whisperer, I think you mean FLOTSCOAMF.

Submariner said...

Hey baby; your "clean and jerk" is top rate. How's your "Snatch?"

metalgarth said...

EEEEEK! A Capitalist!

straight8 said...

Now THAT'S a pick-up Move.