Well, it is when you got nothin'
1. "And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love Y-O-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!"
2. "Tell the SCOAMF not to wait up."
3. When Klingons get horny, they get blurry.
4. "Hillary may use a strap-on, but I'm all natural, babe."
5. "I don't care where you're carrying me, but there f--king well better be french fries."
Best of GregMan
You'd be blurry too if you were milliseconds away from having your throat ripped out by a hungry Klingon.
Best of Cat Whisperer
Very few Olympians qualified to compete in the FLOTUS lifting category, and most of those were later eliminated due to steroid use or debilitating injuries.
Best of Submariner
Y'know what'd REALLY turn me on, babe? Write me a college essay.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Big Mo illustrates the tax burdens to be imposed during her husband's second reign.
Best of curly
“…for the SECOND time in my adult life, I’m proud to be an American.”
Best of marco
Observers quaked in horror at the scene of the jaw-unhinging process beginning. Pirozhkova was unfamiliar with FLOTUS' special power, but that wouldn't be the case for long.
Threadwinner: Steve O
The new iPhone camera has a self-defense mode, apparently.
Best of metalgarth
EEEEEK! A Capitalist!