Wednesday, July 25, 2012

MIWFWYD

OK, Who Can Unscramble the Threadline. Hint, Think MILF 


1. Mrs. Kleinschmidt never understood why none of her son's friends accepted her offer to "stay for dessert." After all, who doesn't like pound cake?
2. Ah, that special moment when your reed-thin, high-voiced, sports-averse son announces he's chosen the drag name "Mona Lovesit."
3. New UPS drivers were taught "When you make a delivery to the Kleinschmidt house, just throw it on the porch and run like hell."
4. The Mormon missionaries were delighted when Mrs. Kleinschmidt enthusiastically invited them in. Their dessicated husks, drained of life force, were found in a dumpster two days later.


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I still say the original "Munsters" was the best.

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Come on in... I need some Nerd Topping.

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The FBI traced a rash of identity theft complaints and PC crashes to Chinese malware known as the Gullible Sick Intercourse exploit.

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It's official. We've finally run out of photogenic Kardashians.

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

MILF = FAIL

-OR-

Frank's wig, fake boobs and come hither look only worked on really dumb neighborhood boys.

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Privately, a few sick intercourses admit they might hit that were it not for the smoker's cough and gravelly voice.

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Awkward Memories of Youth #347827:
Oh gawd, no, Mrs. Snorkstein, please, I just can't eat another piece of your "pie!"

metalgarth said...

"Mom I wouldn't F--k With Your D--k"

metalgarth said...

I still say the original "Munsters" was the best.

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

The FBI traced a rash of identity theft complaints and PC crashes to Chinese malware known as the Gullible Sick Intercourse exploit.

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June Cleaver explains to Eddie Haskell & Lumpy that the Beaver can not come out to play this time of the month.

dadoctah said...

It's official. We've finally run out of photogenic Kardashians.