Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Men's Country


1. And another Old Testament prophet comes out of the closet.

2. The preezy was grateful for his Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered supporters, but never before had he met anyone who fit into all four categories.

3. The preezy answered. "Well, I am extremely thin, insanely narcissistic, and financially irresponsible. So, I guess that makes me a 'twink.'"

Best of metalgarth OH NO!!! The DNC got hold of Duane Allman's zombie. Best of Submariner Better not be ORA: "It's TWUE!" "It's TWUE!" Best of Double the U "Listen here Grizzly Adams, just because I said it was okay for you to marry doesn't mean you can kiss me like that!"... (whispers)"In public (wink)." Best of Submariner Heimdall is informed that "Garm was DELICIOUS! at lunch but Fenris was a bit gamey." Best of Cat Whisperer “LGBT for Obama,” the President solemnly intoned while wagging his finger, accidently mistaking the gay Scotsman for his teleprompter. Best of dadoctah I've completely given up trying to keep up with Nick Nolte. Best of Carpe Phlogiston The disguise worked perfectly. After nearly 3 years of marginalization, Biden finally gets face time with Obamalama. Best of Dactyl Say, didn't we do a photoshoot for a socks ad once? Did you keep your socks too? Best of curly Wow, the Ghost Of Christmas Past has really let himself go. Best of prince of leaves Pfft, so what, we've known for ten years that Ian McKellen is gay and a liberal. Best of Joshua "I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe." Threadwinner Son Of The Godfather With the current state of the economy, the DNC couldn't really afford Stills, Nash, or Young. Best of Rodney Dill "Kenneth! What is the Frequency?"

34 comments:

BananaRepublican said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Submariner said...

You.
COUGH!

metalgarth said...

"Let me be clear. There will be no Obamacare waivers issued for ZZ Top tribute bands." Obama's voter base decreases by 1.

metalgarth said...

OH NO!!! The DNC got hold of Duane Allman's zombie.

Submariner said...

Torvald? Torvald Thor-son?
It's me; Barry!
We met at Bill Ayers' "Torch The Man" pig roast, remember?

Submariner said...

Better not be ORA:

"It's TWUE!"
"It's TWUE!"

Double the U said...

"Listen her Grizzly Adams, just because I said it was okay for you to marry doesn't mean you can kiss me like that!"... (whispers)"In public (wink)."

Submariner said...

Heimdall is informed that "Garm was DELICIOUS! at lunch but Fenris was a bit gamey."

Submariner said...

The one; "You didn't wear your Asgard?
EXCELLENT!"

Cat Whisperer said...

“LGBT for Obama,” the President solemnly intoned while wagging his finger, accidently mistaking the gay Scotsman for his teleprompter.

dadoctah said...

I've completely given up trying to keep up with Nick Nolte.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The disguise worked perfectly. After nearly 3 years of marginalization, Biden finally gets face time with Obamalama.

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble: Saw Crocodile Dundee do this once. Darned if the reaction isn't one of complete surprise!

-OR-

Ghey hippie Thawtbubble: OMG, you really are a black dude! It wasn't the acid.

WordVerify: aliaali ... oxen free?

satted said...

"And let me be clear; under my new world order this man can KEEP the long hair, but the beard must go" "And I will allow him to stay in the agricultural zone as long as he continues proper "ME" worship"

Dactyl said...

Say, didn't we do a photoshoot for a socks ad once? Did you keep your socks too?

curly said...

Wow, the Ghost Of Christmas Past has really let himself go.

Passionate Conservative said...

Booger alert! It's right there, on the end of your nose!

prince of leaves said...

Pfft, so what, we've known for ten years that Ian McKellen is gay and a liberal.

Joshua said...

"I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe."

Son Of The Godfather said...

With the current state of the economy, the DNC couldn't really afford Stills, Nash, or Young.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:

"Emotive. Electrochemical stimulus-response. Cranial plate. Bipedal locomotion. Endoskeletal. Contiguous external integument."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama: "Uncle Thaddeus?"

-OR-

"YOU!" Weren't you the guy who told me to invest in Solyndra? Sure thing, my ass!

-OR-

Follow my finger... you're getting sleepy, verrrrry sleepy.

Spin said...

"Larry, I thought you were dead"

Rodney Dill said...

Wookie: "I've come to bring Michelle home to live with her own kind."

Rodney Dill said...

"Kenneth! What is the Frequency?"

Rodney Dill said...

Obama stumbles onto the constituency that really goes for pricks.

Rodney Dill said...

The Obamacare mandate. (man date)

Rodney Dill said...

Will Ferrell's attempt for comedy gold ended in tragedy.

Obama getting in touch with his inner self.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes Barry, I am Jesus. Please stop telling everybody you know me."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "No Smelly-Hiippie-Guy... I can't guess your superpower."

Rodney Dill said...

The Most Interested Man In The World, meets the Most Disinterested Man In The World.

Dr. Doom said...

The President meets the poster child for the Lunatic Fringe. Turns out he's a Democrat...

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Ghey? Who, ME? Are you off your nut, man??"
Technically, Roger was still in Nam, so it's understandable he'd be a bit confused when a black guy claiming to be president points to him and asks what it's like to be ghey.

-OR-

Sanford319 immediately realized this wasn't Woodstock and the smell on the black guy's breath wasn't marijuana but mint ice cream. Time travel still wasn't ready for prime time.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Jethro Till comes out