Tuesday, July 17, 2012
1. And another Old Testament prophet comes out of the closet.
2. The preezy was grateful for his Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered supporters, but never before had he met anyone who fit into all four categories.
3. The preezy answered. "Well, I am extremely thin, insanely narcissistic, and financially irresponsible. So, I guess that makes me a 'twink.'"
Best of metalgarth OH NO!!! The DNC got hold of Duane Allman's zombie. Best of Submariner Better not be ORA: "It's TWUE!" "It's TWUE!" Best of Double the U "Listen here Grizzly Adams, just because I said it was okay for you to marry doesn't mean you can kiss me like that!"... (whispers)"In public (wink)." Best of Submariner Heimdall is informed that "Garm was DELICIOUS! at lunch but Fenris was a bit gamey." Best of Cat Whisperer “LGBT for Obama,” the President solemnly intoned while wagging his finger, accidently mistaking the gay Scotsman for his teleprompter. Best of dadoctah I've completely given up trying to keep up with Nick Nolte. Best of Carpe Phlogiston The disguise worked perfectly. After nearly 3 years of marginalization, Biden finally gets face time with Obamalama. Best of Dactyl Say, didn't we do a photoshoot for a socks ad once? Did you keep your socks too? Best of curly Wow, the Ghost Of Christmas Past has really let himself go. Best of prince of leaves Pfft, so what, we've known for ten years that Ian McKellen is gay and a liberal. Best of Joshua "I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe." Threadwinner Son Of The Godfather With the current state of the economy, the DNC couldn't really afford Stills, Nash, or Young. Best of Rodney Dill "Kenneth! What is the Frequency?"