Friday, July 06, 2012

Lots of Lip and Tongue Action

It Came From The Brigade


1. "OMG! Please, Miss Lohan, pull over. We want to live! We want to live!"

2. "Oooooh! They're playing 'Call Me, Maybe.' 'Scuse us while we fag out!"

3. After their first ever Bangkok Lap Dances, it took a week for their expressions to fade.

4. "On second thought, let's not act out the final scene of 'Thelma and Louise.'"

5. Some guys got way too excited about the BK bacon sundae. Not these guys. Their reactions are completely appropriate.

8 comments:

Steve O said...

You should see what's on the hood of the car!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obligatory - Laxatives

-OR-

Reactions in a tightly-sealed car during that brief moment between hearing Harvey "chili fan" Morton fart like a kazoo and getting caught in an invisible choking cloud of methane.

WordVerify: Wingdma - How can you tell if you're a redneck with lousy marksmanship skills?

Dr. Doom said...

Gunny Graham spills whore all over his Firebird...

dadoctah said...

I don't even want to know what the new promotion is at Sonic Drive-in.

JohnS1959 said...

Sergeant Arnold and Sergeant Graham react to seeing the President's campaign bus jump the curb and plow through the Union Headquarters of the United Call Girls Local 2347 in Chicago.

Rodney Dill said...

...and thus Jake and Elwood Blues escaped again.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Being in the actual U.S. Military would prove that it's nothing like the Call of Duty games.

Dactyl said...

..starring Michale Cera as Beetle Bailey, Kevin James as Sgt. Snorkel, and Anderson Cooper as Miss Buxley.