Tuesday, July 31, 2012
It Wouldn't Be Tuesday Without a Queen
1. The Queen was outraged. (ORA) "What is this? A venue for ants? How can the athletes be expected to compete... if they can't fit inside the building. It would have to be at least... three times bigger."
2. "And here we see the Olympic Mosque your, um, son insisted upon."
3. "And here is the outdoor auditorium where the surviving sex pistols are reuniting to perform 'God Save the Queen.'" Cool, huh?
4. "And here is the Monument to Imperial Decline, symbolically located right next to the far more massive NHS Monument."
5. "And this, of course, is the Maximum Security Facility where Fergie, Camilla, and Harry will be safely kept out of public view until after the Games."