Friday, July 20, 2012

If you're not into Halo, there's a lot of ORA here


1. Apparently, the UNSC has revoked its "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
2. After being banned last year for improper use of Slave Leia costumes, the Butterface Brigade arrives at ComicCon.
3. Even cheerleaders were required to wear the NFL's new "Concussion Resistant" headgear.
4. "Is that a plasma sword in your pocket, or possibly a battle rifle, or maybe a needler. Notice how I immediately reject the possibility you are happy to see me."
5. "I see one of us is not Sharia compliant. Stone her to death! Oh, and Welcome to Canada."

13 comments:

Double the U said...

The youngest Kardashian helps her suitors get their sexual safety gear on and prepare for the evening.

Rodney Dill said...

The girls of Tatutuine.

Rodney Dill said...

OK, Charlie Sheen should not be allowed to help with the casting of futuristic action movies.

Rodney Dill said...

Hokey Religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good dancer at your side kid.

Rodney Dill said...

Paparazzi preparing to take Alec Baldwin's photo.

dadoctah said...

San Diego. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pssst, there's a phony bounty hunter in our midst. Pass it on.
Pssst, there's a phony bounty hunter in our midst. Pass it on.
Pssst, there's a phony bounty hunter in our midst. Pass it on.
Pssst, there's a... well, hellloo there!

-OR-

Using an old Jedi mind trick, a gender confused Luke Skyprancer inadvertently outs himself.

Dr. Doom said...

"Now all we need is a little nerd topping and our costumes will be complete", exclaimed Clarence

curly said...

The Sugar Plum Fairy hates making house calls in Compton.

Steve O said...

I don't know who these guys are, but I'm NOT going to hit on the chick who's with them no matter how pretty she may be.

Steve O said...

Zuccotti Park Security.

Their motto? "Intensities in tent cities."

Steve O said...

Zuccotti Park Security.

When the park closes, it's f'n CLOSED mofo!

Steve O said...

One thing I know. With those helmets and visors, nobody pictured here will be submitting any captions.

I'm usually surprised when I get the letters right myself.