Tuesday, July 24, 2012

I Am Mean


1. After so many years on the island, Hurley and Ben just got lonely.
2. "Does my breath smell like dog penis?"
3. Grizzly Addams and Jesse Ventura were married in a casual, civil ceremony this week.
4. Hall & Oates once again deny rumors of a renuion tour. Music world greatly relieved.
5. "I'm such a lightweight. 14 beers and I'm down for anything."


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bald Bouncer's Thawtbubble: Man, this guy can't hold his liquor. Licking contests normally don't start until the fourth pitcher.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
VH1 presents - Where Are They Now: Voldemort and Hagrid

Best of GregMan
Ang Lee remakes "Grumpy Old Men" with predictably horrifying results.

Best of dub
Which nerd is the top?

Best of dadoctah
Ironically, all you *can* get out of this guy is a harrumph.

8 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Surgeon General issued a warning that beer goggles can be hazardous to your reputation.

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Hewwo? Wot waz ing dat beeah? I cak feel muh tog!! Id muh mowt opin?

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Obamalamacare Dental Exams. Not only are they cheap, they make you feel cheap.

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Bald Bouncer's Thawtbubble: Man, this guy can't hold his liquor. Licking contests normally don't start until the fourth pitcher.

Son Of The Godfather said...

VH1 presents - Where Are They Now: Voldemort and Hagrid

Spin said...

Git in mah belly

GregMan said...

Ang Lee remakes "Grumpy Old Men" with predictably horrifying results.

dub said...

Which nerd is the top?

Passionate Conservative said...

Dude, I got it pierced! I heard it makes fellatio better, want me to try it on you?

dadoctah said...

Ironically, all you *can* get out of this guy is a harrumph.

Spin said...

Wazzaap