Tuesday, July 24, 2012
I Am Mean
1. After so many years on the island, Hurley and Ben just got lonely.
2. "Does my breath smell like dog penis?"
3. Grizzly Addams and Jesse Ventura were married in a casual, civil ceremony this week.
4. Hall & Oates once again deny rumors of a renuion tour. Music world greatly relieved.
5. "I'm such a lightweight. 14 beers and I'm down for anything."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bald Bouncer's Thawtbubble: Man, this guy can't hold his liquor. Licking contests normally don't start until the fourth pitcher.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
VH1 presents - Where Are They Now: Voldemort and Hagrid
Best of GregMan
Ang Lee remakes "Grumpy Old Men" with predictably horrifying results.
Best of dub
Which nerd is the top?
Best of dadoctah
Ironically, all you *can* get out of this guy is a harrumph.