1. After so many years on the island, Hurley and Ben just got lonely.
2. "Does my breath smell like dog penis?"
3. Grizzly Addams and Jesse Ventura were married in a casual, civil ceremony this week.
4. Hall & Oates once again deny rumors of a renuion tour. Music world greatly relieved.
5. "I'm such a lightweight. 14 beers and I'm down for anything."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bald Bouncer's Thawtbubble: Man, this guy can't hold his liquor. Licking contests normally don't start until the fourth pitcher.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
VH1 presents - Where Are They Now: Voldemort and Hagrid
Best of GregMan
Ang Lee remakes "Grumpy Old Men" with predictably horrifying results.
Best of dub
Which nerd is the top?
Best of dadoctah
Ironically, all you *can* get out of this guy is a harrumph.
8 comments:
The Surgeon General issued a warning that beer goggles can be hazardous to your reputation.
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Hewwo? Wot waz ing dat beeah? I cak feel muh tog!! Id muh mowt opin?
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Obamalamacare Dental Exams. Not only are they cheap, they make you feel cheap.
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Bald Bouncer's Thawtbubble: Man, this guy can't hold his liquor. Licking contests normally don't start until the fourth pitcher.
VH1 presents - Where Are They Now: Voldemort and Hagrid
Git in mah belly
Ang Lee remakes "Grumpy Old Men" with predictably horrifying results.
Which nerd is the top?
Dude, I got it pierced! I heard it makes fellatio better, want me to try it on you?
Ironically, all you *can* get out of this guy is a harrumph.
Wazzaap
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