Best of GregMan
The origin story of "Aluminum Beach Chair Man" was about what you'd expect.
Best of Rodney Dill
Mongo like Big Gulp.
Best of Rodney Dill
...later recognized for putting out the Waldo Canyon fire, nearly single-handedly.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
People laughed at Lonnie whenever he'd walk out of a 7-11 with the Big Big Gulp, but he didn't care. Lonnie's now living it up on a South Sea Island after cashing in 924 UNICEF bottles full of change he shoplifted in a hole cut in the bottom.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Dave, when the doctor told you to limit your soda intake to one cup a day..."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey Bloomburg", shouted Carl, "I got your big gulp right here buddy. Come suck on it"!
Best of Dactyl
When Lilliputians go on road trips.
Best of dadoctah
"Beverage situation is nominal. Commencing road trip." Dave had overlooked his later need for bathroom breaks. But at least he had the cup.
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Moments later Mayor Bloomberg's drone acquired it's target, and the world was safe again.
The origin story of "Aluminum Beach Chair Man" was about what you'd expect.
They can have my Super Big Gulp when they pry it outta my cold dead fingers.
...and Mayor Bloomberg was never seen again.
Mongo like Big Gulp.
Sully: "Can I have that straw when you're finished?"
Free refill please?
...later recognized for putting out the Waldo Canyon fire, nearly single-handedly.
...soon to be followed by Super Big Coronary.
"Hey... you... guys!!!"
Master Shake and Carl go undercover to track down the bad guys^H^H^H^H^H shoplift some porno mags.
When SUPER BiG GULPs are outlawed, only outlaws will have SUPER BiG GULPs
ORA - Bubbles has not changed!
Oiao
People laughed at Lonnie whenever he'd walk out of a 7-11 with the Big Big Gulp, but he didn't care. Lonnie's now living it up on a South Sea Island after cashing in 924 UNICEF bottles full of change he shoplifted in a hole cut in the bottom.
-OR-
Thawtbubble: Coach Lester said no more Gatorade soakings. heh heh heh
When Bloomberg has nightmares...
Mickey D's only has "SuperSized."
7-11 announces the new "Make Mine Moore" size.
You don't even want to see the hot dogs...
Dave was pleased with his purchase, although he soon discovered a problem with the cup holders in his Malibu.
"Dave, when the doctor told you to limit your soda intake to one cup a day..."
"Hey Bloomburg", shouted Carl, "I got your big gulp right here buddy. Come suck on it"!
When Lilliputians go on road trips.
"Beverage situation is nominal. Commencing road trip." Dave had overlooked his later need for bathroom breaks. But at least he had the cup.
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