Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Happy 7-11

Sondrakistan



Best of GregMan
The origin story of "Aluminum Beach Chair Man" was about what you'd expect.

Best of Rodney Dill
Mongo like Big Gulp.

Best of Rodney Dill
...later recognized for putting out the Waldo Canyon fire, nearly single-handedly.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
People laughed at Lonnie whenever he'd walk out of a 7-11 with the Big Big Gulp, but he didn't care. Lonnie's now living it up on a South Sea Island after cashing in 924 UNICEF bottles full of change he shoplifted in a hole cut in the bottom.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Dave, when the doctor told you to limit your soda intake to one cup a day..."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey Bloomburg", shouted Carl, "I got your big gulp right here buddy. Come suck on it"!

Best of  Dactyl
When Lilliputians go on road trips.

Best of dadoctah
"Beverage situation is nominal. Commencing road trip." Dave had overlooked his later need for bathroom breaks. But at least he had the cup.

22 comments:

GregMan said...

Moments later Mayor Bloomberg's drone acquired it's target, and the world was safe again.

GregMan said...

The origin story of "Aluminum Beach Chair Man" was about what you'd expect.

Rodney Dill said...

They can have my Super Big Gulp when they pry it outta my cold dead fingers.

Rodney Dill said...

...and Mayor Bloomberg was never seen again.

Rodney Dill said...

Mongo like Big Gulp.

Rodney Dill said...

Sully: "Can I have that straw when you're finished?"

blue said...

Free refill please?

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

...later recognized for putting out the Waldo Canyon fire, nearly single-handedly.

Rodney Dill said...

...soon to be followed by Super Big Coronary.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey... you... guys!!!"

dadoctah said...

Master Shake and Carl go undercover to track down the bad guys^H^H^H^H^H shoplift some porno mags.

Anonymous said...

When SUPER BiG GULPs are outlawed, only outlaws will have SUPER BiG GULPs

Anonymous said...

ORA - Bubbles has not changed!

Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

People laughed at Lonnie whenever he'd walk out of a 7-11 with the Big Big Gulp, but he didn't care. Lonnie's now living it up on a South Sea Island after cashing in 924 UNICEF bottles full of change he shoplifted in a hole cut in the bottom.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Coach Lester said no more Gatorade soakings. heh heh heh

Submariner said...

When Bloomberg has nightmares...

Submariner said...

Mickey D's only has "SuperSized."
7-11 announces the new "Make Mine Moore" size.
You don't even want to see the hot dogs...

Jack Reacher said...

Dave was pleased with his purchase, although he soon discovered a problem with the cup holders in his Malibu.

Jack Reacher said...

"Dave, when the doctor told you to limit your soda intake to one cup a day..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Bloomburg", shouted Carl, "I got your big gulp right here buddy. Come suck on it"!

Dactyl said...

When Lilliputians go on road trips.

dadoctah said...

"Beverage situation is nominal. Commencing road trip." Dave had overlooked his later need for bathroom breaks. But at least he had the cup.