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Planking. As done by men who stare at goats.
"I'm board.""Me too.""Me too.""Me too."
Pentagon cutbacks meant replacing pilotless drones with enlisted personnel.-OR-Nobody wanted to walk on the floor first. Commander Fiffle's intolerance for scuff marks on newly buffed tile was the stuff of legend. -OR-Fresh from the skunkworks, anti-grav uniforms for new recruits assigned to police discarded butts.
"Yep, I guess they really did discover the Higgs Boson."
Leave it to the United States Marine Corps to do planking right!
Their unit commander refused to sign off on the purchase order for stand-up desks, but there was a loophole in regulations that permitted them to order levitation desks directly from Staples, instead.
When your DI orders you to levitate - you levitate...
For the recruiting poster, they were supposed to Photoshop four guys free-diving out of a helicopter. Somebody screwed up picking the background.
Prepping for the talent contest, the division rapidly realized there wasn't a single stand up comic in it...
The CIA likes to leak "Top Secret" information to panic enemies. This photoshopped picture of the Navy's Synchronized Levitation Unit had Chinese scientists pulling their hair out for months trying to figure out the technology.-OR-Wow, from up here they do look like ants.They are, you idiot.-OR-Next on FRINGE-OR-Hey guys, let's all point West and freak out Ensign Abdul at prayer time!
Jones and Wright react to the JAG bus plowing off the coast highway when they realize there was an empty seat...
Whaddya call 10 guys doing this?Plankton.
Never call 'Attention!' during pushups.
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