Friday, July 06, 2012

Hangin' Around


1. "Damn! That *is* good weed."

2. When Cthulu is invoked properly, the results are noticeable.

3. When 'Light as a feather, stiff as a board' goes horribly awry.

4. Sullivan's Google Search... yadda yadda yadda... stiff military men... yadda yadda yadda....

5. "You see, if Dumbledore had mastered a simple levitation spell like this, he never would have died."

14 comments:

Steve O said...

Planking. As done by men who stare at goats.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm board."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"Me too."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pentagon cutbacks meant replacing pilotless drones with enlisted personnel.

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Nobody wanted to walk on the floor first. Commander Fiffle's intolerance for scuff marks on newly buffed tile was the stuff of legend.

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Fresh from the skunkworks, anti-grav uniforms for new recruits assigned to police discarded butts.

prince of leaves said...

"Yep, I guess they really did discover the Higgs Boson."

Anonymous said...

Leave it to the United States Marine Corps to do planking right!

prince of leaves said...

Their unit commander refused to sign off on the purchase order for stand-up desks, but there was a loophole in regulations that permitted them to order levitation desks directly from Staples, instead.

Dr. Doom said...

When your DI orders you to levitate - you levitate...

dadoctah said...

For the recruiting poster, they were supposed to Photoshop four guys free-diving out of a helicopter. Somebody screwed up picking the background.

Submariner said...

Prepping for the talent contest, the division rapidly realized there wasn't a single stand up comic in it...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The CIA likes to leak "Top Secret" information to panic enemies. This photoshopped picture of the Navy's Synchronized Levitation Unit had Chinese scientists pulling their hair out for months trying to figure out the technology.

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Wow, from up here they do look like ants.
They are, you idiot.

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Next on FRINGE

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Hey guys, let's all point West and freak out Ensign Abdul at prayer time!

Submariner said...

Jones and Wright react to the JAG bus plowing off the coast highway when they realize there was an empty seat...

Dactyl said...

Semper Fly.

Rodney Dill said...

Whaddya call 10 guys doing this?
Plankton.

Rodney Dill said...

Never call 'Attention!' during pushups.