1. Chief Justice Roberts relaxes following his horrific Obamacare ruling.
2. Folsom Street celebrates our country's founding in its own special way.
3. "Welcome to 360, I'm Anderson Cooper."
4. Some of the eliminations from Mittens's VP list were easier than others.
5. In case you're wondering where dub has been...
Best of GregMan
That mustache makes the whole outfit look silly.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
The unique hair colors had never bothered me before, but this look doesn't work for Katy Perry.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As the Secret Service scandal probe expands, yet another hooker steps forward to demand payment for services rendered.
Best of Dr. Doom
Budweiser, the King of Beers, meets Bruce, the Queen of... San Francisco.
Best of metalgarth
now... where's my revolver and my mountain bike?
Best of Submariner
...on the other hand; King Triton's son made Ariel seem like the best behaved little mergal in the Pacific.
19 comments:
"I don't know what all the fuss is about. Chief Justice Roberts' ruling on Obamacare makes perfect sense to me!"
That mustache makes the whole outfit look silly.
Ginger men, not nearly as attractive as their female counterparts.
The unique hair colors had never bothered me before, but this look doesn't work for Katy Perry.
again, there is a Toilet Tuna joke in here someplace....
Gollum's given up all hope of finding The Ring:
"We dresses us up and we makes us our Preciousssss."
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It occurred to Wendel that just about anyone can host The View.
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It's not like Irvin Schmedlink was the 1st, 10th or even 1000th choice for Eric's defense against the contempt charge; but nobody else was returning Holder's calls.
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After dipping the test stick in his urine sample, Wes was delighted to see the tip turn blue. He's going to be a mother... AND father!
As the Secret Service scandal probe expands, yet another hooker steps forward to demand payment for services rendered.
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What's in your wallet?
You think maybe word leaked that Capital One's about to change ad agencies?
Budweiser, the King of Beers, meets Bruce, the Queen of... San Francisco.
The "Old Statue of Liberty Play" as envisioned by the Folsom Street Football League
now... where's my revolver and my mountain bike?
How to Flush Your Career #482
Yessir, you wanted to see me?
Fred, exactly what went on at the symposium?
Uhmmmm, what do you mean, sir?
Does this entry on our company Facebook page ring any bells, Fred? Do you think our global clients will "LIKE" this, Fred?
Due diligence in hiring decisions now includes a Facebook page review. This is why. Carry on.
Teeheee
I'm auditioning for the role of "Smelly Pirate Hooker 3" in the Fire Island Players rendition of "Penzance."
Guess where I'm carrying the Roman Candles for later?
I'm hoping to see fireworks with Bruce this afternoon, then watch them tonight with him at the beach...
The night shift at VFD Firehouse #1082 can get a leettle bit weird.
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No, you freak, I'm not curious about whether the carpet matches the drapes!
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Eric Holder's defense attorney demonstrates what's known as the Final Option... an insanity plea.
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Sheriff's Office
Help, there's a naked guy with bright red hair and little liquor bottles sticking out of his head hanging around the Mayberry storage lockers!
That's just Otis, hon. He's harmless but I'll send Deputy Fife over to pick him up.
RIP Andy
Somebody wanna tell Michelle Bachmann she's not on the short list any more. Or the long list.
captcha: redneeC. As in "up against the wall you redneeC muthas".
Shotgunning a brewski - Yer doin' it RONG...
...on the other hand; King Triton's son made Ariel seem like the best behaved little mergal in the Pacific.
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