Monday, July 09, 2012

Come Here, Y'Little Bastard


1. "You're safe now. Madonna decided to adopt a kid from another village."


2. "Can I touch your head again? Mmmmm.... fuzzy."

3. "Please... Mr... Bush... Let.. go... can't... breathe..."

4. 43 Thoughtbubble: "Bill Clinton's probably playing motorboat in Kate Upton's pontoons right now and here I am hugging some African kid with AIDS. FML."

5. "Don't cry, Mr Bush. We all make mistakes. Look at the bright side. Maybe John Roberts will get hit by a bus."

10 comments:

HLam said...

"Wow, they're making these Pillow Pets so life-like these days."

Spineless Vertebra said...

"It's okay, kid, the current president doesn't know how many states there are either."

blue said...

"but Mr President, this is how I got Aids!!!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bush threw a tantrum when they tried to take away his favorite stuffed animal.

-OR-

Lavon, I always felt deprived cause I never had a little black boy on my back. Would you be my little black boy? Puleeeze?

-OR-

I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and hold him and call him George.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Can I take him home? Can I, can I?!"

GregMan said...

Next on SyFy, George Bush travels back in time to smother the young Barry Soetero, thus preventing him from becoming President in 2008 and destroying America. Unfortunately he succeeds only in causing massive brain damage, which leaves history intact and explains a whole lot about the Obama Administration's economic policies.

prince of leaves said...

"There, there, it's okay, it'll be over quickly and your lifeforce will have helped Madame Secretary retain a little of her fading youth for another day. Er, hour. Er...how many of you are there in this orphanage, again?"

Rodney Dill said...

George: "...and I will hug him, and squeeze him and call him George... hey, wait a minute... that's my name too."

metalgarth said...

Bush always wanted a son who looked "just like Trayvon"

JohnS1959 said...

"Yes exactly right. Increasing taxes on job providers is a sure recipe for disaster", exclaimed Mr. Bush, "I can't understand how a third world urchin intuitively grasps what American liberals cannot comprehend!"