1. "You're safe now. Madonna decided to adopt a kid from another village."
2. "Can I touch your head again? Mmmmm.... fuzzy."
3. "Please... Mr... Bush... Let.. go... can't... breathe..."
4. 43 Thoughtbubble: "Bill Clinton's probably playing motorboat in Kate Upton's pontoons right now and here I am hugging some African kid with AIDS. FML."
5. "Don't cry, Mr Bush. We all make mistakes. Look at the bright side. Maybe John Roberts will get hit by a bus."
10 comments:
"Wow, they're making these Pillow Pets so life-like these days."
"It's okay, kid, the current president doesn't know how many states there are either."
"but Mr President, this is how I got Aids!!!!"
Bush threw a tantrum when they tried to take away his favorite stuffed animal.
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Lavon, I always felt deprived cause I never had a little black boy on my back. Would you be my little black boy? Puleeeze?
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I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and hold him and call him George.
"Can I take him home? Can I, can I?!"
Next on SyFy, George Bush travels back in time to smother the young Barry Soetero, thus preventing him from becoming President in 2008 and destroying America. Unfortunately he succeeds only in causing massive brain damage, which leaves history intact and explains a whole lot about the Obama Administration's economic policies.
"There, there, it's okay, it'll be over quickly and your lifeforce will have helped Madame Secretary retain a little of her fading youth for another day. Er, hour. Er...how many of you are there in this orphanage, again?"
George: "...and I will hug him, and squeeze him and call him George... hey, wait a minute... that's my name too."
Bush always wanted a son who looked "just like Trayvon"
"Yes exactly right. Increasing taxes on job providers is a sure recipe for disaster", exclaimed Mr. Bush, "I can't understand how a third world urchin intuitively grasps what American liberals cannot comprehend!"
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