Monday, July 30, 2012

Chick-Fil-A Rebels



1. Sarah Palin wins her bet that a quick stop at Chick-Fil-A would send her left-wing critics into histrionic fits of outrage peppered with juvenile epithets. As the loser, Todd had to turn over all his waffle fries.

2. Chick-Fil-A... the one business the SCOAMF doesn't take credit for building.

3. "So.. because Chick-Fil-A's owners have unacceptable political opinions, they're being banned from Chicago and Boston in the name of 'Tolerance.' Ha! And leftists thought *I* had a problem understanding what words meant."

4. "I'm tellin' ya, Todd, that grouchy old man working the Drive-Thru is Keith Olbermann."

5. Fortunately, the 100,000 new customers Chick-Fil-A will pick up because of the anti-boycott will make up for the loss of Meghan McCain's custom.



Best of  prince of leaves
Sotto voce: "Okay, Todd, let's get the heck out of here. These creepy Stepford people working here are really creeping me out."

Best of  Cat Whisperer
In response, President Obama announced that he would hereafter only eat at restaurants that openly support gay marriage. However his policy of not paying for his meals would remain in effect.

Best of Submariner
The Palins' were obviously pleased that the soft serve machine was filled with Moose Trax tonight.

9 comments:

GregMan said...

"And we killed them with our bare hands!"

jimmy said...

Sure as hell beats arugula.

prince of leaves said...

Sotto voce: "Okay, Todd, let's get the heck out of here. These creepy Stepford people working here are really creeping me out."

prince of leaves said...

As gracious thanks for her support of the buycott, the Cathy's branded all their Alaska franchises as "Caribou-fil-A".

Cat Whisperer said...

In response, President Obama announced that he would hereafter only eat at restaurants that openly support gay marriage. However his policy of not paying for his meals would remain in effect.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bubblehead Thawtbubble: This stuff is okay but wait til I open the first MOOSE-Fil-A. I'll shoot 'em, Todd will filet 'em and Bristol will deep fry 'em. To show there's no hard feelings, I'll send Dick Cheney a FREE bag of bacon-wrapped fried hooves!


Chick-Fil-A: What reporters do whenever Palin opens her mouth.

WordVerify: tardson - What Bush the Elder calls Bush junior.

Submariner said...

Sarah only rates the giblets 1 thumb up.

Submariner said...

A: Sarah's Boots.

What is "How do they make 'waffle-fries? Alex...

Submariner said...

The Palins' were obviously pleased that the soft serve machine was filled with Moose Trax tonight.