1. "I don't think the waiter was happy with his 4% tip."
2. "This never would have happened if we'd gone to Chick-Fil-A like I wanted to."
3. "But how can he be sure his contact lens isn't in there if he doesn't check?"
4. "Is it hard being a conjoined twin?"
5. "I know extended breast-feeding is a huge among New Age parents, but... SRSLY?"
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"TSA, ma'am. Just checking."
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Habits learned in childhood can last a lifetime. Take Bob's reflexive response to thunder...
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Ann Coulter suspects her date may be bi-sexual.
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Got milk?
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"Boy they weren't kidding when they said this was a full service restaurant", said Betty.
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"If he says he can hear the ocean, I believe he can hear the ocean."
"TSA, ma'am. Just checking."
"Nope, not in here either!" The search for the Best Ofs continues...
Habits learned in childhood can last a lifetime. Take Bob's reflexive response to thunder...
Ann Coulter suspects her date may be bi-sexual.
VW - orksaque. It must have been a middle-earth restaurant.
Bottle fed?
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"Can you hear me now?" Verizon's Olympics' ad was a big hit with the Brits, but IRAN declared war on infidels with cellphones.
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He should have tried that with the blonde. She's more likely to buy the "oops, I stumbled" excuse... at least the first couple times.
Got milk?
Brett was amazed that the words "Implant Inspector" and a plastic badge he bought in the Wal-Mart toy section worked, and decided to take it as far as he could.
"Boy they weren't kidding when they said this was a full service restaurant", said Betty.
Why yes, I did marry a big baby. How can you tell?
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The remake of Fawlty Towers was just as hilarious as the original series.
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Waiter, I said read my LIPS!
"This one only has two", reported Chuck.
"The hilllls are alive, with the souuuuund of muuuusic..."
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