Friday, July 27, 2012

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1. "I don't think the waiter was happy with his 4% tip."
2. "This never would have happened if we'd gone to Chick-Fil-A like I wanted to."
3. "But how can he be sure his contact lens isn't in there if he doesn't check?"
4. "Is it hard being a conjoined twin?"
5. "I know extended breast-feeding is a huge among New Age parents, but... SRSLY?"


Best of dadoctah
"TSA, ma'am. Just checking."

Best of prince of leaves
Habits learned in childhood can last a lifetime. Take Bob's reflexive response to thunder...

Best of Spin
Ann Coulter suspects her date may be bi-sexual.

Best of curly
Got milk?

Best of JohnS1959
"Boy they weren't kidding when they said this was a full service restaurant", said Betty.

12 comments:

dadoctah said...

"If he says he can hear the ocean, I believe he can hear the ocean."

dadoctah said...

"TSA, ma'am. Just checking."

prince of leaves said...

"Nope, not in here either!" The search for the Best Ofs continues...

prince of leaves said...

Habits learned in childhood can last a lifetime. Take Bob's reflexive response to thunder...

Spin said...

Ann Coulter suspects her date may be bi-sexual.

VW - orksaque. It must have been a middle-earth restaurant.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bottle fed?

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Good News/Bad News -
"Can you hear me now?" Verizon's Olympics' ad was a big hit with the Brits, but IRAN declared war on infidels with cellphones.

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He should have tried that with the blonde. She's more likely to buy the "oops, I stumbled" excuse... at least the first couple times.

curly said...

Got milk?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Brett was amazed that the words "Implant Inspector" and a plastic badge he bought in the Wal-Mart toy section worked, and decided to take it as far as he could.

JohnS1959 said...

"Boy they weren't kidding when they said this was a full service restaurant", said Betty.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why yes, I did marry a big baby. How can you tell?

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The remake of Fawlty Towers was just as hilarious as the original series.

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Waiter, I said read my LIPS!

Dr. Doom said...

"This one only has two", reported Chuck.

jimmy said...

"The hilllls are alive, with the souuuuund of muuuusic..."