Monday, July 09, 2012

Betting on America to Make the Same Mistake Twice


1. "C'mon 7! Daddy needs a new Canaidan-built campaign bus."

2. "Betting on America" sounds so much more positive than "Gambling with your children's future."

3. "Betting on America," in the "secret kill list, massive Chinese debt, damn the Constitution" sense of "America."

4. And if America doesn't win, the SCOAMF will bitch-slap it, like so.

5. "Betting on America" to never find out what's in those college transcripts.


Best of HLam
"I'm putting all 15.6 trillion on the Blacks. No, wait, on Blacks. Ack! On Black! ON BLACK!"

Best of blue
"and you all know the definition of insanity - doing the same thing twice expecting a different outcome..."

Best of GregMan
"Baaamy, how I love me how I love me, my dear old Baaamy!"

Best of Rodney Dill
'Cause gambling is the only industry we got left here.

Best of  Cat Whisperer
You’ve got all your bets covered with me, America! I’m half Black and all Red!”

Best of JohnS1959
Unfortunately the only bookies brave enough to take the action were giving 12:1 odds - against...

Best of Rodney Dill
It worked for Pete Rose.


4.  "But don't call my bluff, America. 'Cos seriously, I got nothin'"

20 comments:

HLam said...

"I'm putting all 15.6 trillion on the Blacks. No, wait, on Blacks. Ack! On Black! ON BLACK!"

blue said...

"and you all know the definition of insanity - doing the same thing twice expecting a different outcome..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ask about the contradition between what he's done and what he's saying and Obamalama calmly refers you to the men behind the curtain.

-OR-

Hedge Fund owners wanted to sue for copyright infringement until reminded that their slogan was "Betting Against America."

-OR-

In the never-ending quest to generate tax revenue, Obamalama becomes a bookie.

-OR-

$155 million going once... going twice... SOLD! to the Bilderberg Group's Chinese pawn sitting in the second row.

GregMan said...

"How big was Frank Marshall Davis? Thiiis big!"

GregMan said...

"Baaamy, how I love me how I love me, my dear old Baaamy!"

Rodney Dill said...

'Cause gambling is the only industry we got left here.

Rodney Dill said...

... and place that bet in the Indian casino of your choice.

Rodney Dill said...

You can't win
you can't break even
and you can't even quit the game.

Double the U said...

He bets on America, and then tells you America is no more exceptional than any other county. Either that is the best bluff, or he has no clue how to play poker.

Steve O said...

...making the same mistake twice.

Steve O said...

Romney campaign response: Maybe government shouldn't BE a gamble.

Steve O said...

Romney campaign response #2: Let's improve the odds.

Steve O said...

Romney campaign response #3: It doesn't have to be a gamble.

dadoctah said...

Worst. Puppet show. Ever.

Cat Whisperer said...

You’ve got all your bets covered with me, America! I’m half Black and all Red!”

JohnS1959 said...

"Call my bluff Mr. Romney", shouted the President.

JohnS1959 said...

Unfortunately the only bookies brave enough to take the action were giving 12:1 odds - against...

Rodney Dill said...

It worked for Pete Rose.

Submariner said...

Hrck, I'm even betting on, um, the cracker that can't, um, spell, um, Amerikkka right on my, um, campaign sins...

Submariner said...

I'm betting that this spot over here will make a great location for the Proletariat Offices...