Thursday, July 26, 2012

Almost First Rate Pron

Plenty More Where That Came From


6 comments:

dub said...

No nerd will be topping this.

Son Of The Godfather said...

NBC skews their Ginger/Mary-Ann poll.

Spin said...

Denim...with Wings™

Daisy Dukes the size of a sanitary napkin

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fortunately for guys who dislike big fake boobs, Tracy never figured out how to use a zipper.

-OR-

We're still unclear whether it was her 1.9 high school GPA or this cover photo on her College Admission Form, but Sylvia was accepted by every major US college... except Penn State, that is.

Dactyl said...

Someday I will die and be reincarnated as a red plaid button-down, size small. Here's an artist's rendering.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dactyl, be careful what you wish for! Had Dudley Moore made that wish to Beelzebub in Bedazzled he'd have come back as a red plaid child's tennis shoe with snaps instead of laces... for a kid who loved to stomp in mud puddles.
great flick, btw, much better than the remake imho