Wednesday, July 25, 2012

A Horse in a Starbuck's, Why Not?



1. "... and the barista says, 'Why the long face?'"
2. "I thought you said President Obama was at Starbucks." "No, I said I saw a brown horse's ass in a Starbuck's."
3. "OK, that's one Venti Soy Latte for you, Mr. Broderick. And what will Mrs. Jessica Parker have?"
4. "Well, Ms. Streep signed up to play Catherine the Great of Russia in her next movie, and she's very commtted to method acting. So, can I get that caramel shot Cappucino to go, please?"
5. "I'm setting up a business to sell bottled horse piss to hipsters. I mean, hey, they drink Pabst Blue Ribbon don't they?"s


Best of GregMan
"...and how many creams, Miss Parker?"
*clop* *clop*

Best of Cat Whisperer
In Mitt Romney’s neighborhood, all of the Starbucks have Dressage Thru Windows.

9 comments:

kg said...

"...and the barista says, 'Why the long face, Sarah Jessica Parker?'"

GregMan said...

What, is Sarah Jessica Parker hosting an Obammy fundraiser in Starbucks this time?

GregMan said...

"...and how many creams, Miss Parker?"

*clop* *clop*

"Two creams, yes ma'am."

Anonymous said...

The voice came from the hindquarters, and said, "You didn't build that; somebody else made that happen."

Midnight Ramblings said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture Quiz
Starbucks refused Mr. Ed service because ____.Choose the best answer

a) He is a horse not a donkey.
b) Enumclaw law forbids exploitation of animals for commercial purposes.
c) He is a Gulf War veteran.
d) All of the above.

curly said...

“Yes, I’ll have a tall half-carrot milk and half 1% organic extra fine oat split quad shot latte, hold the whip.”

Cat Whisperer said...

In Mitt Romney’s neighborhood, all of the Starbucks have Dressage Thru Windows.

dadoctah said...

Looking at the right-hand half of the overhead sign, I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky the place isn't overrun with camels.