Wednesday, July 25, 2012
A Horse in a Starbuck's, Why Not?
1. "... and the barista says, 'Why the long face?'"
2. "I thought you said President Obama was at Starbucks." "No, I said I saw a brown horse's ass in a Starbuck's."
3. "OK, that's one Venti Soy Latte for you, Mr. Broderick. And what will Mrs. Jessica Parker have?"
4. "Well, Ms. Streep signed up to play Catherine the Great of Russia in her next movie, and she's very commtted to method acting. So, can I get that caramel shot Cappucino to go, please?"
5. "I'm setting up a business to sell bottled horse piss to hipsters. I mean, hey, they drink Pabst Blue Ribbon don't they?"s
Best of GregMan
"...and how many creams, Miss Parker?"
Best of Cat Whisperer
In Mitt Romney’s neighborhood, all of the Starbucks have Dressage Thru Windows.