Monday, June 18, 2012

World's Most Horrifying O Face


1. Standard Cap Number 471: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."

2. When Hillary wants to break Bill's concentration during a speech, she flashes him the "Monica Face."

3. A lifelong addiction to Kegel exercises produces unfortunate side effects.

4. Fresh from consuming her latest victim, Hilldawg carefully rehinges her jaw.

5. "Put your pants back on, Mr. Putin. I don't swing that way."


Best of Rodney Dill
And then Bill's head exploded.

Best of prince of leaves
Sales of the Hillary Blow-Up Doll were not helped by its eerily life-like appearance.

Best of GregMan
Few were really surprised when the Secretary of State was revealed to be the Star Trek salt-sucking vampire.

Best of Submariner
"Hey Bubba; who am I?"

Best of  Dr. Doom
"So after the election I walked right up to Carla Bruni, squeezed her breasts, and shouted Honk - Honk", related the Secretary of State, "I have always wanted to do that but I thought it might be in poor taste..."

Best of jimmy
"Whoa, Dorothy! Put that bucket of water down, okay?"

23 comments:

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Even after practicing on the microphone for hours, Bill still thinks she sucks. (No pun intended)

Rodney Dill said...

Brain freeze.... no frozen concoction necessary.

Rodney Dill said...

And then Bill's head exploded.

JohnS1959 said...

Before her diplomatic trip to China Hillary practices her "we'll huff and we'll puff..." speech.

prince of leaves said...

Sales of the Hillary Blow-Up Doll were not helped by its eerily life-like appearance.

prince of leaves said...

What? Another remake of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"?

prince of leaves said...

Hillary recounts the horror of discovering the lifeforce can go either direction if one isn't careful.

Spin said...

♫ OooKalhoma, where the wind comes, sweepin' down the plain...♪

Hillary's fascination with musicals was disturbing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Story of O Face. A nightmare thriller.

-OR-

Madame Tussauds refused to accept the package until Jabba the Hutt sealed her in transparent Carbomite... just to be sure she wasn't getting out.

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Inflatable doll = FAIL

WordVerify: eryturd - that picture?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Whoa, Biden, Stop right there! I'm not as easy as Merkel.

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For an amateur mime, she's pretty good at the trapped in a glass box act. But I still favor Nancy Pelosi's impersonation of a cadaver.

GregMan said...

Few were really surprised when the Secretary of State was revealed to be the Star Trek salt-sucking vampire.

Rodney Dill said...

I saw the picture of "Flashing Nemo." This is the picture of "Blinding Nemo."

Rodney Dill said...

Sucking of the Government teat so long she's stuck in that position.

Submariner said...

"Hey Bubba; who am I?"

Submariner said...

3 milliseconds later, the last thing Chris Matthews ever found out was that it was the "other" Clinton he'd waited 14 hours in a podium for...

Submariner said...

"...and I was like - hold on there Bubbaroo; I get my kicks ABOVE the waist..."

Submariner said...

"...I faked falling into her, and YES! They were both REAL and FABULOUS!

Submariner said...

Barry bows to foreign leaders, I do this... Either way, we're eliminating that whole "American superiority" thing for good.

Submariner said...

So there I was at the Tit Offensive...

Dr. Doom said...

"So after the election I walked right up to Carla Bruni, squeezed her breasts, and shouted Honk - Honk", related the Secretary of State, "I have always wanted to do that but I thought it might be in poor taste..."

jimmy said...

"Whoa, Dorothy! Put that bucket of water down, okay?"

Submariner said...

The Hildawg demonstrates how she gave Gonzo "good beak" backstage until Sam the Eagle broke them up.

bluie said...

Oklahoma, where the wind blows yada yada.....