Monday, June 18, 2012
World's Most Horrifying O Face
1. Standard Cap Number 471: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."
2. When Hillary wants to break Bill's concentration during a speech, she flashes him the "Monica Face."
3. A lifelong addiction to Kegel exercises produces unfortunate side effects.
4. Fresh from consuming her latest victim, Hilldawg carefully rehinges her jaw.
5. "Put your pants back on, Mr. Putin. I don't swing that way."
Best of Rodney Dill
And then Bill's head exploded.
Best of prince of leaves
Sales of the Hillary Blow-Up Doll were not helped by its eerily life-like appearance.
Best of GregMan
Few were really surprised when the Secretary of State was revealed to be the Star Trek salt-sucking vampire.
Best of Submariner
"Hey Bubba; who am I?"
Best of Dr. Doom
"So after the election I walked right up to Carla Bruni, squeezed her breasts, and shouted Honk - Honk", related the Secretary of State, "I have always wanted to do that but I thought it might be in poor taste..."
Best of jimmy
"Whoa, Dorothy! Put that bucket of water down, okay?"