Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Why Won't the Paparazzi Leave Rosie O'Donnell Alone?


1. "A metaphor for the Obama Re-election Campaign washed up on a beach in Canada this week..."

2. I see the guy from Tuesday has gotten up off the couch finally.

3. What a magnificent creature. Just think of all the dog food you could make with just one of those things.

4. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as perceived by dub.

5. Debbie in the back there would never be the same after her seeing her first whale schlong.


Best of GregMan
In a few seconds the answer to the question "Where's Waldo" will become "Getting chewed up into little pieces by an annoyed whale".

Best of Dactyl
Obviously the people of Lilliput have never seen a bicycle helmet before.

Best of Submariner
Andy Sullivan found this pic online and spent the entire afternoon fantasizing over the
amazing butt plug that ribbed snout would make...

Best of Submariner
Little Known Cap This Facts:
Daniel Keyes originally conceived Algernon as a cetacean until he imagined the realization seen with Cliff Robinson and decided to go with a mouse.

Best of Steve O
All I know is, if some guy crawls out of his stomach and says "Repent" I'm gonna repent!

16 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Looks like the work of Guy Fawkes.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A desperately delusional pseudoscientist rushes to the scene in hopes of capturing photographic evidence of Noah to use against those danged atheist heathens.

-OR-

Whalebubble: If that guy yells "Say Cheese" I'm gonna roll over and crush him.

-OR-

As a fleet of Japanese whaling ships sit off-shore, another desperate whale demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of asylum, safe harbor and underground railroad.

Carpe Phlogistong said...

A freelance photographer for PlusSizeModel.com takes a few candid shots of a new prospect.

-OR-

Whalebubble: Damned frat boys. Dean Wormer is going to hear about this!

blue said...

Don't worry, ObamaCare will save Shamu......

Rodney Dill said...

Shave the whales

GregMan said...

In a few seconds the answer to the question "Where's Waldo" will become "Getting chewed up into little pieces by an annoyed whale".

Steve O said...

At least he died happy.

Dactyl said...

Obviously the people of Lilliput have never seen a bicycle helmet before.

Dactyl said...

Legend holds that throwing dead flowers onto the detached skull of Cthulhu will prevent him from rising; still, the old man with the camera and the Dub-repellent in the red shirt quickly went mad after getting too close.

Submariner said...

Andy Sullivan found this pic online and spent the entire afternoon fantasizing over the
amazing butt plug that ribbed snout would make...

Submariner said...

The Obama Administration has issued an official statement claiming 24 jobs saved or created by having the whale beach itself.

Submariner said...

Little Known Cap This Facts:
Daniel Keyes originally conceived Algernon as a cetacean until he imagined the realization seen with Cliff Robinson and decided to go with a mouse.

Submariner said...

Rosie O's Sybian was not a good fit for just anyone...

Dr. Doom said...

The US Department of Justice sued the State of Florida to prevent removal of the whale until it had a chance to vote on the grounds that it is clearly in a demographic susceptible to disenfranchisement... ATDHE

Steve O said...

I have an idea... let's blow it up!

Steve O said...

All I know is, if some guy crawls out of his stomach and says "Repent" I'm gonna repent!