Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Welcome to Flavor Country


1. "Finally, Safe from Larry Craig."

2. Hey, he has a pot to p-ss in. The Obama economic program should change that.

3. "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..."

4. Unfortunately, The Smiths broke up before they were able to use this as an album cover.

5. "There you go, my little friend... enjoy the sun and the crisp mountain air."

18 comments:

Double the U said...

"$#!+ or get off the pot" they said, well that was last summer and I aint movin'

Rodney Dill said...

Sierra Mist... It's like that

GregMan said...

CapThis Standard Caption #5,925: I see another one of Obammy's advisors is trying to come up with an economic policy.

dadoctah said...

"The few, the proud...."

mpur said...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

JohnS1959 said...

Standard cap #437b: Where will you be...?

Submariner said...

Some grunts were a little slow to catch on to the nuances of ice fishing during wilderness survival class.

Submariner said...

>heh heh<
I got yer "Global Warming" hanging, Mr. Gore.

Submariner said...

Someone ought to tell Larry that reflected sunlightr leaves a nasty burn...

Anonymous said...

He's using the app that tells
everyone on the net when you're
taking a dump...It's called
"Sh!tter".
He has one follower,Disney.
How else do you think they get ideas for movies?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

On top of old smokey
All covered with shit
With trickle down theory
E.coli's all 99% get.

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Clarence is a product tester for Consumer Reports. He gets some pretty shitty assignments.

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Thawtbubble: Dad used to tell us stories about walking miles in a snowstorm to get to school. Now, I have a story to tell my kid.

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ECHO: A SQUARE TO SPARE.. TO SPARE... to spare... spare.

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Although it was a tragic and bloody scene, the park wardens couldn't stop laughing as they photographed the wolf pack's paw prints.

Anonymous said...

Hans located the disney vault.

Anonymous said...

Here I sit
All broken hearted
Came to sh!t
But only farted

Rodney Dill said...

On a clear day you can shit forever.

Rodney Dill said...

Dang, I forget the TP

Dr. Doom said...

Ice fishing - Yur Doin' It Rong!

Submariner said...

I really, Really, REALLY don't want to see what Survivorman subsists on in this episode.

Submariner said...

Larry couldn't help but smile as he thought about what was going to be starting the avalanche that buried his ex in the Chalet he built...