1. Fresh out of the closet, the Green Lantern introduces his new sidekicks.
2. Ace and Gary, the high school years.
3. "So, Bruce, did it hurt to have diamond studs implanted directly into your nipples?"
4. "Gee, Nicky. Who would have thought two guys with 1.8 GPA's could go to Penn State on full scholarships."
5. "Bruce, your half-assed attempts at bicep swastikas are a disgrace to the Fuhrer's memory."
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New superheros Turbo Double Flush Boy and Five Blade Razor Guy enjoying an outing in Livonia*.
(Gratuitous Livonia reference)
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Future Microsoft menu icon developers are just itching to make applications harder and harder to use.
Best of GregMan
It bugs me when no matter where you stand his nipples keep following you.
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The Fightin' Dust Bunnies weren't the best team on the field, but their fans were passionate...
usually with each other.
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Not sure what super powers the Green Tornado or the Green F have.
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Weather forcasts are done a little differently in San Francisco.