Tough Mudder

1. "The Hills Are Alive... With the Sound of Chalk-Faced Whores..."

2. When the FLOTUS feels "not so fresh," everybody feels "not so fresh."

3. M'Chel returns from marking her territory.

4. M'Chel announces her next crusade; outdoor enemas for every American.

5. "Now, I did not just get back from burying a smart-ass white chick and you dan't prove it."



Best of blue
messing with Sasquatch

Best ofmpur
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
My Uncle Leo wears his belt that high. He's 86 and makes a noise like this: "Sknenk!" at random intervals for no apparent reason.

Best of Spin
"Nope I ain't been on my knees... anyone seen where David Upchurch got off to?"


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
TIDE!
CLOROX!
DRYCLEAN!
THROW IT AWAY!
'Chel couldn't figure out why the press was yelling at her, so she just smiled and kept hunting for mustard greens.


Threadwinner GregMan
Even the asbestos-lined skirts began to lose the battle against M'chel's fiery queefs.


Best of Submariner
No matter how long she dug, M'Chel couldn't find Barry's approval ratings...


Best of Rodney Dill
Ever get that not so fresh feeling.


Best of Dr. Doom
It appears the First Lady has finally uncovered one of those 'shovel ready projects' the President told us about...