Monday, June 18, 2012

The Tiger Woods of Pocket Pool

Weasel Zippers

1. Momma Robinson: "Are you thinking of Sandra Fluke Again?"

2. Momma Robinson: "Damn right there better be free booze at this thing." 

3. Rorschach called. He wants to slice up that dress to make two hundred face masks.

4. "Somebody at this thing better have a pack of Kools," grumbled the SCOAMF.

5. "You goin' down suckah!" "Not you too, Momma Robinson."

7 comments:

Dawn's head exploding said...

Oh there is Dawn, she said she was bringing the ribs, watermelon, and the 40s!

Rodney Dill said...

Moo

Spin said...

Momma Robinson: This is so much better than you did for my daughter SCOAMF

Carpe Phlogiston said...

They've all seen my picture. I wear good clothes and talk normal. Just can't 'splain it, Momma. My own Secret Service detail keeps arresting me for trespassing.

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You watch as we get up to the door to the White House. Bet they've locked me out again.

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No, no permanent damage, but hee hee hee, oh Momma, you shoulda seen Hilary's expression just before 'Chel backhanded her with the eatin shovel!

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I had to act fast and make an end run around congress to give those youngsters amnesty. The news was coming out that more asian immigrants are arriving legally than hispanics and you know I'm not getting their vote.

Submariner said...

psst Make sure there's a handle on it before you try to walk through a door into the White House...

Submariner said...

Mama; don't react cause M'Chel's right over there, but can you slip a brother some Newports?

Dr. Doom said...

In an faux-pas of epic proportions, First Canine, Bo, began attempting to herd the Rwandan attache into the Rose Garden. The offending mutt was served later at the State Dinner with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti...