Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Ten Speed and Six Gun

Brender


1. Ted Nugent's first triathlon went as well as could be expected.

2. "And keep your Skittles and hoodies off the bike path."

3. "It's All Right. I'm with the Department of Justice."

4. In Obama's second term, when gasoline jumped to $30 a gallon, drive by shootings took on a new flavor.

5. First rule of Bicycle Safety: Shoot to Kill.


Best of metalgarth
"DAMN. ROLLERBLADERS."

Best of metalgarth
I would say "that's me in 20 years" but it's more likely to be me in 15 years.

Best of JohnS1959
Biathlon - Detroit style...

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"I learned everything I know from 21 Jump Street."

Best of Dr. Doom
Defense spending under the new Obama budget was not the bargain Mr. Panetta had hoped for...

Best of Carpe PHlogiston
Damned kids, I told 'em to STAY OFF THE LAWN!

Best of Spin
The "No Mom Jeans" law was strict but fair.

Best of Steve O
Maybe if 83% of the budget didn't go towards pensions the police would have better bicycles.

Best of Rodney Dill
"TACKLEBERRY!!!"

17 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

As Pee Wee Herman aged he began to acquire some skills.

Rodney Dill said...

Lance Armstrong took exception to continued insinuations that he had used illegal performance enhancement treatments during his career.

metalgarth said...

"DAMN. ROLLERBLADERS."

metalgarth said...

I would say "that's me in 20 years" but it's more likely to be me in 15 years.

Midnight Ramblings said...
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JohnS1959 said...

Biathlon - Detroit style...

Spineless Vertebra said...

"I learned everything I know from 21 Jump Street."

Dr. Doom said...

Defense spending under the new Obama budget was not the bargain Mr. Panetta had hoped for...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

White Guy Drive-by: FAIL

-OR-

Ron Pearlman's been tapped for the lead in Beauty and the Bicycle Cop.

-OR-

LA's heavily militarized police dept. was disappointed when an idea to arm bike cops with TOW missiles failed due to Newton's damned Third Law - equal and opposite reactions.

Carpe PHlogiston said...

Bollywood's low budget version of Back to the Future.

-OR-

Arizona decides to accept the Supreme Court's wacky non-decision and proceeds with Plan B: Just shoot 'em all.

-OR-

Lester's Thawtbubble: Damned kids, I told 'em to STAY OFF THE LAWN!

Spin said...

The "No Mom Jeans" law was strict but fair.

Submariner said...

A natural progression from Mongolian Archers...

Cat Whisperer said...

The climatic gunfight in the remake of True Grit left a lot to be desired.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Exercise motivational coach Tim Barnsworth demonstrates an upside to secondhand smoke in his Jog To Get Thin video.

Dr. Doom said...

When management replaced mall cop Johan Schmidt with a shark pool in an effort to deter shoplifting, they soon came to regret the decision...

Steve O said...

Maybe if 83% of the budget didn't go towards pensions the police would have better bicycles.

Rodney Dill said...

"TACKLEBERRY!!!"