1. Ted Nugent's first triathlon went as well as could be expected.
2. "And keep your Skittles and hoodies off the bike path."
3. "It's All Right. I'm with the Department of Justice."
4. In Obama's second term, when gasoline jumped to $30 a gallon, drive by shootings took on a new flavor.
5. First rule of Bicycle Safety: Shoot to Kill.
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"DAMN. ROLLERBLADERS."
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I would say "that's me in 20 years" but it's more likely to be me in 15 years.
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Biathlon - Detroit style...
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"I learned everything I know from 21 Jump Street."
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Defense spending under the new Obama budget was not the bargain Mr. Panetta had hoped for...
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Damned kids, I told 'em to STAY OFF THE LAWN!
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The "No Mom Jeans" law was strict but fair.
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Maybe if 83% of the budget didn't go towards pensions the police would have better bicycles.
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"TACKLEBERRY!!!"
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As Pee Wee Herman aged he began to acquire some skills.
Lance Armstrong took exception to continued insinuations that he had used illegal performance enhancement treatments during his career.
"DAMN. ROLLERBLADERS."
I would say "that's me in 20 years" but it's more likely to be me in 15 years.
Biathlon - Detroit style...
"I learned everything I know from 21 Jump Street."
Defense spending under the new Obama budget was not the bargain Mr. Panetta had hoped for...
White Guy Drive-by: FAIL
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Ron Pearlman's been tapped for the lead in Beauty and the Bicycle Cop.
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LA's heavily militarized police dept. was disappointed when an idea to arm bike cops with TOW missiles failed due to Newton's damned Third Law - equal and opposite reactions.
Bollywood's low budget version of Back to the Future.
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Arizona decides to accept the Supreme Court's wacky non-decision and proceeds with Plan B: Just shoot 'em all.
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Lester's Thawtbubble: Damned kids, I told 'em to STAY OFF THE LAWN!
The "No Mom Jeans" law was strict but fair.
A natural progression from Mongolian Archers...
The climatic gunfight in the remake of True Grit left a lot to be desired.
Exercise motivational coach Tim Barnsworth demonstrates an upside to secondhand smoke in his Jog To Get Thin video.
When management replaced mall cop Johan Schmidt with a shark pool in an effort to deter shoplifting, they soon came to regret the decision...
Maybe if 83% of the budget didn't go towards pensions the police would have better bicycles.
"TACKLEBERRY!!!"
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