Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Teh Ghey, He Has Dem



1. So, you can't pose for a senior picture in an ROTC uniform or with a bow staff, but *this* is fine and dandy?

2. And Another bridesmaid arrives for Barney Frank's wedding.

3. Much to Ricky's disappointment, not everyone who walked through an OWS encampment got gang raped.

4. "I'll take 'Future Prison Bitches' for $400, Alex."

5. It will surprise no one to learn a similar cutout exists over the buttocks area.


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: "I'll bet Ross never felt this sticky in his leather pants."

Best of blue
author of "I Suck at Girls"

Best of sonicfrog
To keep in step with the latest headlines - He's so cute... I could just eat him up!

Best of prince of leaves
Easy-cleaning polyvinylchloride -- what all the fastidious international gay cannibal terrorists are wearing this season.

Best of prince of leaves
His arena outfit may not have been as practical as the other Tributes', but Sector 3's Westy was fabulous while he lasted.

Best of Whacko
Blah, blah, Army of Mom, same outfit, blah, blah, blah.

13 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: "I'll bet Ross never felt this sticky in his leather pants."

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The acronym TMI is now officially recognized as a fashion statement.

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This is the reason TSA agents draw short straws before starting their shifts.

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Estate attorneys love fashion designers. More fathers call to discuss disinheritance options right after the nightly news airs a segment on metrosexual fashions.

WordCaptcha: poivity Archie Bunker talks about growing up poor.

Rodney Dill said...

Suddenly chest painting didn't seem so macho.

blue said...

author of "I Suck at Girls"

sonicfrog said...

To keep in step with the latest headlines - He's so cute... I could just eat him up!

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey fellas does this shirt make my bulge look small?", inquired Brucey

prince of leaves said...

Easy-cleaning polyvinylchloride -- what all the fastidious international gay cannibal terrorists are wearing this season.

prince of leaves said...

"I hate being long-waisted," Tyler sighed to himself. "All my shirts end up being too short."

prince of leaves said...

His arena outfit may not have been as practical as the other Tributes', but Sector 3's Westy was fabulous while he lasted.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Phi Beta Hogwarts hazing ritual:
1) Coat pledges in Plastisol = $25
2) Force blindfolded pledges to drink a lot of beer = $150
3) Forgetting to add a fly to the tear-resistant pants of the ghey guy = Priceless

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joshua said...

Ricky became embarrassed when he suddenly realized that Gay Tuesday was yesterday.

Spin said...

♫ I'mmm Too sexy for my shirt ♪♫

Whacko said...

Blah, blah, Army of Mom, same outfit, blah, blah, blah.