Saturday, June 09, 2012

Take Me Out of the Closet


Before anyone says anything, captions about getting to first base are probably too cliche.



Best of prince of leaves
Trevor was happy - inordinately happy - to be accepted as a team member of the Bad Touch Bears.

Best of prince of leaves
"Since I'm not wearing a cup, I must be happy to see you."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Things you did not know about baseball #4128- While not often talked about, an average of 4 batboys become lost in the bleachers each season. Most are eventually reunited with their teammates.

Best of  Rodney Dill

Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be ...Holy F--- put that back in your pants...


Best of arf
With enough practice, we can get you ready for the Penn State baseball team.

15 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Trevor was happy - inordinately happy - to be accepted as a team member of the Bad Touch Bears.

prince of leaves said...

"Since I'm not wearing a cup, I must be happy to see you."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Things you did not know about baseball #4128- While not often talked about, an average of 4 batboys become lost in the bleachers each season. Most are eventually reunited with their teammates.

-OR-

When the paternity tests were announced over the PA system, father and son rejoiced while an angry mom's "I TOLD so!" echoed around the stadium.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

There's no I in Team, and there's no YOU in "I Told So"
CORRECTION...

When the paternity tests were announced over the PA system, father and son rejoiced while an angry mom's "I TOLD you so!" echoed around the stadium.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With the team's 0 and 168 record and attendance at an all-time low, anyone willing to buy a ticket was greeted with a warm welcome and free bag of peanuts.

-OR-

Following his public outing, ghey ballplayer Sandi Twinkle was presented with a custom-designed uniform.

Submariner said...

Putting their paws all over the fans eventually led to disciplinary actions.

Submariner said...

Z-Z-zzzzzzzziIPP!
Uh, no, Bruce;
that would be the INFIELD fly rule...

Rodney Dill said...


Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be ...
Holy F--- put that back in your pants...

Anonymous said...

With enough practice, we can get you ready for the Penn State baseball team.

................arf

Rodney Dill said...

Mighty Casey struck out.

Rodney Dill said...

Rosin bag... ur doin it rong.

Shayne said...

"Take me out to the ball game" is such a wonderfully, romantic song. Don't you agree, Brucie?"

Spin said...

A bit of inappropriate 'looking' going on in this picture too.

Rodney Dill said...

"What? Are you urinating?"
"The line for the Men's room is so long...."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"Exactly how fast are your 'pitches'?"