Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Sick of Tuesday Twinks? Here's Something Manlierer


1. ORA: In the mirror universe, Ed Schultz is an agreeable, sane, laid-back dude.

2. Playgirl has definitely relaxed its standards over the last few years.

3. Shortly thereafter, "Olive Garden" gave into public pressure and instituted a dress code.

4. How to speak Craigslist Sex Ad: "Swimmer's Build."

5. How Keith Olbermann spends his days, lately.


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The FOX premier of "At Home with the people of Wal-Mart" got the worst ratings in Nielson's history... except for the 30-50yo obese meth addicts who live in trailer parks demographic.

Best of blue
Justin Halpern at home

Best of Double the U
Socks with Sandals is the least of your problems.

Best of Shayne
Elana Kagan has never looked so good.

Best of dadoctah
Caution: do not overinflate your Love Doll™.

Best of JohnS1959
Joe the Plumber awaiting the call of the Romney Campaign...

Best of  Dactyl
Mark McGuire should've stayed on the steroids.

Best of Steve O
Clarence allows himself five articles of clothing today.

14 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Earl got tired of working on his abs and now just works on his flabs.

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Soylent Green company scientists says that it takes about 6 months of no sunlight and high calorie junk food to actually turn someone into a couch potato that can be harvested.

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Even after being shown dozens of photos of grossly morbidly obese non-ambulatory fatsos, Earl still thinks he's a "contenda."

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The FOX premier of "At Home with the people of Wal-Mart" got the worst ratings in Nielson's history... except for the 30-50yo obese meth addicts who live in trailer parks demographic.

blue said...

Justin Halpern at home

Double the U said...

Socks with Sandals is the least of your problems.

Shayne said...

Elana Kagan has never looked so good.

dadoctah said...

Caution: do not overinflate your Love Doll™.

Dating Websites Ireland said...

wonderful picture, my dad rests like that) to be busy in Tuesday`s evening we must be interested in life)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Funny how the acronym for Dating Websites Ireland is DWI.

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Letting dates see his dad resting like that is one reason DWI doesn't get second dates.

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Many dating sites now employ a sophisticated vetting process - public records searches, psychological questionnaires, computerized interests matching algorithms.
Dating Websites Ireland just asks George for his opinion.

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Hollywood Child Stars, Where Are They Now?
Eddie Munster is out of rehab and contemplating career options.

JohnS1959 said...

Joe the Plumber awaiting the call of the Romney Campaign...

Dactyl said...

DWI's dad is not so interested in life) which is why he's not being busy in Tuesday's evening.

Dactyl said...

Mark McGuire should've stayed on the steroids.

Submariner said...

Dub hasn't commented on THAT fat roll yet?!?
Makes one kinda wonder about dub...

Submariner said...

When did the Secretary of State grow a 'stache?

Submariner said...

How nature says "You ain't gettin' any at the end o' yer date."

Steve O said...

Clarence allows himself five articles of clothing today.