1. The Last Thing You See before you're murdered by the Big Boy mascot.
2. What happens when you shine a light through an Obama supporter's ears.
3. "What's that, Shadow Man? They all need to die? Their blood will cleanse the Earth?"
4. Shadow-puppetry: Still more entertaining than the average episode of 'Mad Men.'
5. "This must be the spot where Dondi was killed in the blast at Hiroshima."