Monday, June 04, 2012

Tucker Carlson Goes Full Monor

Screenshot from The Daily Caller




Best of GregMan
I had no idea Mr. Ed was an Obama supporter.

Best of Shayne
When asked if she really supported Obama, she said "nay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y."

Best of jimmy
Parker's self-serving ulterior motives were discovered later that evening, when treasurers discovered the contributions totaled $145,500 and forty-eight tons of carrots.

16 comments:

GregMan said...

I had no idea Mr. Ed was an Obama supporter.

Shayne said...

When asked if she really supported Obama, she said "nay."

jimmy said...

Parker's self-serving ulterior motives were discovered later that evening, when treasurers discovered the contributions totaled $145,500 and forty-eight tons of carrots.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ha ha ha ha! "Horsing around with..." Ha ha ha ha ha! "Horsing around with Sarah..." Ha ha ha ha! Horsing around with Sarah Jessica Parke..." Ha ha ha ha! Ok, admit it, V; this has been Photoshopped, right? Because I simply cannot imagine a reference to Horseface like this getting by the PC people at The Daily Caller. Sort of like the ESPN headline referring to Jeremy Lin as a "chink in the armor".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Meanwhile, the conservative right will rely heavily on Wall Street's ill-gotten booty, Limbaugh's spew and religious zealot tithes to deliver equally warped but polar opposite lies to the sheepul. Both groups may resemble losers, but the real loser is America.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One can almost hear a low whinny as Sarah's eyes dart nervously back and forth from the camera to the buffet table's sugar bowl. Camera 3 is not used much as the operator repeatedly zooms in on her legs.

Spin said...

Carpe Phlogiston, not getting the funny (ha-ha) vibe from you lately.

OR

Ya got a horse in this race buddy?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Spin, you're right, "The stupid it burns." Life's elevator music is being drowned out by "Fingernails on a Chalkboard" - Side 1, "Life's a bitch and then you die"
Side 2, "Once again there is no electable centrist candidate." This too shall pass, and I'll go back to lampooning whomever spent the most, lied the best and won.

"Sweetie, I'm gonna go shoot Elwood's damn barking dog AND the kids on the grass. Keep dinner warm."

sonicfrog said...

In case no one gets the reference.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfzXU2n9snI

kg said...

that reminds me...

the Belmont Stakes is this Saturday.

Spin said...

@Carpe Phlogiston..."This too shall pass, and I'll go back to lampooning whomever spent the most, lied the best and won."

Then stop tampooning us.

Shayne said...

Hey Jessica, why the long face?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Spin, tampooning? Who is "us" and what makes "us" so special? Remember, there are no sacred cows outside India... and McPatterson's. Plus, I take orders about as well as a herd of cats.

Submariner said...

Carpe, mi amigo,

You can lampoon any of the reg'lar monors. We appreciate it.

As to "tampooning?" AoM, Shoechick or Miss M will have to weigh in on it, I think.

Spin said...

Don't tampoon me Bro

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thanks kindly, Subby. Just between you, me and the fence post, it's the camaraderie and endless examples of the Dunning–Kruger what brings me back every day. Well, that and the opportunity to spittoon, pontoon and harpoon resume writers... and the faint hope that Shoechick will post photos of her painted toenails in spiked heels one of these Thursdays.