Monday, June 11, 2012

SCOAMF and Ms. Jackson


1. SCOAMF: "You don't agree with my gay marriage stand? Damn, And here I was absolutely positive a woman as sexually unappealing as you had to be a lesbian."

2. SCOAMF: "Coal industry? I'm sure it will be 'doing fine' under our new regulations."

3. SCOAMF: "I'm sorry, the word 'labradoodle' always cracks me up. Which reminds me, we still on for lunch?"

4. "So, Mr. President, does that giggling fit mean you had a lunch appointment with 'Senator Choom' again?"

5. Standard Cap Number 1457: "You know what I hate... Amerikkkan Flags... Sh-t, there's one behind me, isn't there?"


Best of Dr. Doom
"Is that Chris Matthews under there?", asked Administrator Jackson, "Now I know why you are smiling..."

Best of  dadoctah
Fed up with Al Green imitations, Barry teamed up with a partner to tackle Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Holy sh*t... you can put lipstick on a pig."

7 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Did you hear the one where a president pandering to polluters tried to force me to loosen ozone standards?
No, did you hear the one where I fired an underling for foiling my plot to get big corporations to fund my reelection?

-OR-

What do you call a white middleclass American?
I don't know, what?
An endangered species.
tee hee hee

Dr. Doom said...

"Is that Chris Matthews under there?", asked Administrator Jackson, "Now I know why you are smiling..."

dadoctah said...

Fed up with Al Green imitations, Barry teamed up with a partner to tackle Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell.

Spin said...

"Barry where do you hid the real chocolate bar?"

Rodney Dill said...

"It's twoo... it's twoo."

Rodney Dill said...

"Holy sh*t... you can put lipstick on a pig."

Dr. Doom said...

Jackson: "So then I told them I could arrange a few thousand Carbon Offsets if they kicked in to the campaign fund"
President Obama: "Good job, that is what I call thinking green! Take a couple of Volts out of petty cash."