Monday, June 11, 2012
SCOAMF and Ms. Jackson
1. SCOAMF: "You don't agree with my gay marriage stand? Damn, And here I was absolutely positive a woman as sexually unappealing as you had to be a lesbian."
2. SCOAMF: "Coal industry? I'm sure it will be 'doing fine' under our new regulations."
3. SCOAMF: "I'm sorry, the word 'labradoodle' always cracks me up. Which reminds me, we still on for lunch?"
4. "So, Mr. President, does that giggling fit mean you had a lunch appointment with 'Senator Choom' again?"
5. Standard Cap Number 1457: "You know what I hate... Amerikkkan Flags... Sh-t, there's one behind me, isn't there?"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Is that Chris Matthews under there?", asked Administrator Jackson, "Now I know why you are smiling..."
Best of dadoctah
Fed up with Al Green imitations, Barry teamed up with a partner to tackle Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Holy sh*t... you can put lipstick on a pig."