1. 'Ow to speak Obama: 'Fast Food.'
2. When will people learn; keeping your babies strapped into car seats just makes it easier for the dingoes.
3. ORA: "Hello, Clarice..." slurp! slurp! slurp! slurp! slurp! slurp!
4. "You know what I usually eat. Why would bugs bother me?"
5. 'Who would have thought? Me, a a humble mutt, on his way to lunch with the president and the Vietnamese ambassador. I can't wait to tell them my views on trade relations."
Best of dadoctah
Why there are so many cat videos on the internet: consider the alternative.
Best of Rodney Dill
If I had a dog, he'd look just like the dog Obama ate.
Best of Submariner
I'm going to get tutored! Can't wait, can't wait,can't wait...
Best of prince of leaves
An instant later, the inner jaws shot out and consumed the photographer's head.
Best of JohnS1959
A perfect metaphor for the Obama Administration -- gums flapping in the wind - nothing else happening (excluding vacations of course)...
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Why there are so many cat videos on the internet: consider the alternative.
captcha fail: I was just asked to "type" a picture of a tree branch.
If I had a dog, he'd look just like the dog Obama ate.
If I had jowls like that, in the same situation I'd be doing the same thing! And then I'd lick my balls.
I'm going to get tutored! Can't wait, can't wait,can't wait...
An instant later, the inner jaws shot out and consumed the photographer's head.
Exhibit A why nobody ever tried petting H.R. Giger's dog.
"Wow Mitt, I like it much better back here"
The scary part... the truck is parked.
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Thawtbubble: If my owner says, "I told you it could freeze that way" one more time, I'm gonna kill her.
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This picture would be hilarious if he had a little black kid on his back... the wind would have the same effect.
Someone's very proud of his recent dental cleaning.
A perfect metaphor for the Obama Administration -- gums flapping in the wind - nothing else happening (excluding vacations of course)...
Yellow Dog Democrats - they really aren't hard to spot...
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L-U-U-U-U-K-E I-I A-A-A-M-M-M- Y-Y-O-O-O-O-U-R-R-R F-A-A-A-A-TH-TH-TH-E-E-R-R-R-R
Bacon? Bacon, bacon, BACON!
v words - 34 byches - He should BE so lucky...
I just took a dump. Does that make this a dump truck? Ahahahahahah!
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What? You were expecting a squirrel??
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Arnie, you bastard, there's no impact airbag back here!!
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Now this could get us on David Letterman! When I open my jowls at 55MPH... my sphincter makes the sound of a balloon with a slow squeaky air leak.
Where D white cats at?
I ate a trunk monkey
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