Friday, June 15, 2012

The Preezy Almost Touches a White Working Man

Weasel Zippers


1. Da Preezy: "As you can tell by my Supreme Court and Cabinet appointments, I've always been a strong supporter of the lesbian community, and I hope I can count on you gals to vote for me."

2. "Rahm says that what you lower class types lack in imagination, you make up in sheer savage animal lust-- would you say that's true?"

3. "So, you guys work to support your families. That's so quaint."

4. "I know much more about construction work than you guys. I could probably rebuild the WTC myself."

5. I think the workers have shown their real feelings by the fact that in this dangerous construction area, the Preezy is the only one not wearing a hard hat."



Best of GregMan
Preezy Thought Bubble: "I hope Carney is right and this working-class thing won't bite me and give me rabies or something."

Best of metalgarth
The hardcore Village People fanatics welcome the latest gay stereotype into their family.

Best of blue
"...and if you re-elect me, I will grant amnesty to an illegal so he can have your job...how neat is that!!!!

Best of  Double the U
"So I can expect three votes from the both of you?"

Best of Submariner
"BOTH eatin' shovels are coated in arsenic, right?"

14 comments:

GregMan said...

Standard CapThis Caption To Run Completely Into The Ground #4,273: "Damn, I hate the Amerikkkan flag... oh wait, there's one right behind me, isn't there?"

GregMan said...

Preezy Thought Bubble: "I hope Carney is right and this working-class thing won't bite me and give me rabies or something."

metalgarth said...

The hardcore Village People fanatics welcome the latest gay stereotype into their family.

blue said...

"...and if you re-elect me, I will grant amnesty to an illegal so he can have your job...how neat is that!!!!

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"I really hate that American flag.. and this time I checked behind me before I said something. Oh, shit, there's one in the corner."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama: "What do you do on the project, Mr. Jones?"

Mr. Jones: "Do? I'm a union man, I don't do anything. And may I say Sir, that you are my hero?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"So which one of you fine fellows wants to be my 'Julia'?"

Double the U said...

"So I can expect three votes from the both of you?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You white guys still have a job? Not when I'm through letting 800,000 young illegals stay in country.
(Note the clever use of in country? This is turning into a war zone.)

Stick a fork in him... Obama's done.

Spin said...

Prezbo's thought bubble:

"If I touch him do I get to write off my trip to SJP's house party?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mr. Unamerican: Congratulations, Mr. Garcia Jimenez, I'm picking you as my first "Instant Citizen!"
To honor the republican "budget neutral/no net increase in direct spending" plan, I'm deporting whitey here to El Salvador effective immediately.

Submariner said...

Da Preezy: "Now you're absolutely, positively my actual birth certificate cannot be found before, say, 2016, right?"

Submariner said...

"BOTH eatin' shovels are coated in arsenic, right?"

Submariner said...

A, um, C-Note on Biden to, uh, make his next, uh, major gaffe by, say, um, Friday at 6 pm eastern...