Best of prince of leaves
Hmm...a grandiose albatross that never lived up to its hype. I'm guessing this Orbiter is the Obama.
Best of dadoctah
Fins on cars. They're back!
Best of JohnS1959
This represents 22 of the 25 aerospace jobs the President claimed to have created last month...
Best of Spin
Michelle's Miata
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Let me guess, the end of this car chase scene involves a crash and lots of explosions. Typical Michael Bay.
Best of Rodney Dill
"I don't care if you are going the speed limit, let 'im pass Etta."
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That's why the car pool lane is always so slow.
Yeah, but how parsecs will it take for it to do the kessel run?
Why we should all be relieved that NASA hasn't yet been tasked to be the design bureau for Government Motors' new-model compact cars.
Hmm...a grandiose albatross that never lived up to its hype. I'm guessing this Orbiter is the Obama.
Like I say every time I see a Chevy Volt: "I paid for that."
3 guys walk into an Earth Bar-
Bones: Jim, you won't believe how primitive healthcare is here. Half the politicians want people to go untreated yet are willing to force women to have kids they can't afford, the other half wants to treat aliens like citizens and think money grows on trees.
Kirk: I'm still shocked they don't use a tractor beam to move spacecraft, they actually use a tractor!! It's hilarious.
Spock: Has anyone seen my wallet? I know I had it back in that crowded transportation tube they call a subway.
Fins on cars. They're back!
This represents 22 of the 25 aerospace jobs the President claimed to have created last month...
I think I can...I think I can...I think I can...
Michelle's Miata
Let me guess, the end of this car chase scene involves a crash and lots of explosions. Typical Michael Bay.
"OOooh," Sully squealed in delight. "At last! A Challenger!"
Private Johnson wasn't all that particular about who or what he pulled over. These offenses would put him well over his daily ticket quota:
>> Driving under the posted speed limit
>> Illegal Lane Crossing
>> Failure to yield
>> Exceeding weight limits
>> Creating a public nuisance
>> Holding a parade without a permit
"I don't care if you are going the speed limit, let 'im pass Etta."
"Wait. What the...??
If this is the SPACE SHUTTLE, then where's the DELIVERY VAN???"
"How much farther?"
"About 11 miles."
"Don't you mean 11 kilometers?"
"Miles. Kilometers. Whatever."
I don't have another caption, but I could see that the turing test letters were easy and I didn't want to waste them.
When the navigation computers fail, sometimes they fail BIG TIME!
Well, Officer, you see Fred (he's my neighbor) installed an in-ground pool after I bought a Raised deck one. Then he added a second story when I added a porch.
I just bought a Lambourghini, and so...
Little Known Cap This Factoid:
Luke ran out of di-lithium crystals halfway to Hoth. Luckily, they had a sale going at Big Lots in Melbourne, FL so he was refuled and on his way in a flash.
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