Sooner or later, one of the poolboys would accept the invitation to meet in the Batcave in three minutes.
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: Watch them all jump when I yell "Seth McFarlane is on the phone!"
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"Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Tanning...!"
Best of Spin
Clooney Batman suffered severe nipple sunburn
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey, have you heard about that Romney fellow? That Bain is really breaking his back!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Batman swears to never donate to Goodwill ever again
Best of JohnS1959
"Holy SPF Batman", cried Robin, "I haven't seen so many pale white guys together since the last Romney campaign stop!"
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"Hey, Batman No. 3, did you hear the Green Lantern is now gay?"
"No big surprise there, Batman No. 1. We all are."
ORA: Watch them all jump when I yell "Seth McFarlane is on the phone!"
maybe the dreaming that the new & improved Green Lantern will visit the bat cave.....
just fixing the typo
dreaming that the new & improved Green Lantern will visit the bat cave....
Hey old chums; how's about we put on white suits, spell out "S-P-E-
R-M" on our collective chests and go down to Walmart to watch for Poison Ivy?
"No, *I* was Kaiser Bill's!"
And the poolboys are all dressed like Robin.
.........arf
All of Gotham was stunned when Batman and every one of his decoys were quickly killed at the Mayor's black tie dinner. Later, the Joker just smiled and said, "Easy to pick out by the sunburned hairs on their chinny chin chins."
-OR-
The Penguin paced and waddled, glancing repeatedly out his hotel window at the inflatable dolls and muttering, "It's got to be some sort of trick."
-OR-
As they all stared into the southern sky, one remarked... "Gosh, it's been strangely quiet lately, but no bat signal is good news."
"Unless we're looking in the wrong direction," joked another.
Group Thawtbubble: Ruh roh.
The GOTHAM hotel guests realized these weren't superheroes when a suicidal man climbed out on a ledge across the street and all 5 Batman impersonators began yelling, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
I'm guessing there is more than a little Bat-Lube in those utility belts...
"Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Tanning...!"
Clooney Batman suffered severe nipple sunburn
"Hey, have you heard about that Romney fellow? That Bain is really breaking his back!"
Oh, don't be groaning at me!
Batman swears to never donate to Goodwill ever again
"Holy SPF Batman", cried Robin, "I haven't seen so many pale white guys together since the last Romney campaign stop!"
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