Sooner or later, one of the poolboys would accept the invitation to meet in the Batcave in three minutes.
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: Watch them all jump when I yell "Seth McFarlane is on the phone!"
"Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Tanning...!"
Best of Spin
Clooney Batman suffered severe nipple sunburn
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey, have you heard about that Romney fellow? That Bain is really breaking his back!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Batman swears to never donate to Goodwill ever again
Best of JohnS1959
"Holy SPF Batman", cried Robin, "I haven't seen so many pale white guys together since the last Romney campaign stop!"