Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Mittens Demonstrates Another Skill the SCOAMF Lacks



1. "Let's send one of these to Hilldawg. I hear she loves eating pie."

2. "Of all my wives, you two are definitely in the top five probably."

3. "Apple? But I just pulled the heads off four and twenty blackbirds!"

4. "I think Christie's gonna need about four dozen of these when I tell him he won't be VP."

5. The socialist sees only one pie to be divided. The capitalist sees a market for a bakery operation.



Best of GregMan
Getting the Stepford Wives involved in Romney's campaign proved to be a huge mistake.

Best of dadoctah
Anthony Bourdain could only look on in silence, his head slowly shaking from side to side.

Best of prince of leaves
Charles Johnson would later criticize Ann Romney for the "blatant code-word racism of her thinly-veiled Aunt Jemima costume".

Best of prince of leaves
If the lefties' constant whine that "Mitt wants to take us back to the Fifties" means in practice "attractive, happy, and well-groomed MILFs and plentiful homemade pie", well, hell, sign me up.

Best of blue
Mitt stars in American Pie 17: MILFS in the Kitchen

Best of chronos the wonder pig
hmmm, making pies in red pants...maybe Mitt will get the gay vote

Best of Spin
Ann's thought bubble:
My man can handle all types of dough.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Won't those Mexican drug lords be surprised when they start getting pies instead of machine guns from us?"

Best of JohnS1959
"Even an Amish bakery can be profitable with the right leadership", explained Mr. Romney, "All we had to do was lay off those Amish women and bring in some technology to replace them..."

18 comments:

GregMan said...

Getting the Stepford Wives involved in Romney's campaign proved to be a huge mistake.

GregMan said...

"C'mon, beating Obama this November will be as easy as... what's the word..."

dadoctah said...

Anthony Bourdain could only look on in silence, his head slowly shaking from side to side.

prince of leaves said...

Charles Johnson would later criticize Ann Romney for the "blatant code-word racism of her thinly-veiled Aunt Jemima costume".

prince of leaves said...

If the lefties' constant whine that "Mitt wants to take us back to the Fifties" means in practice "attractive, happy, and well-groomed MILFs and plentiful homemade pie", well, hell, sign me up.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Romney's thought bubble: I'm sure glad this is all a political ploy and that the wife is the one who is always in the kitchen.

blue said...

Mitt stars in American Pie 17: MILFS in the Kitchen

chronos the wonder pig said...

hmmm, making pies in red pants...maybe Mitt will get the gay vote

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The gaffe that cost Romney the election: After he baked the pie, he demonstrated how to slice it so just he and Wall St. enjoy dessert.

-OR-

Little Mitt Romney,
Sat under a palm tree
Eating his homemade pie.
He stuck in his thumb,
Then thought, "This is dumb"
And ate it whole while the soup line trooped by.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ROMNEY: Oh? I can never keep that straight... thought it was, "Wash your hands after you eat." Ah well, this one's mine.

-OR-

Either of you gals into the WAM food fetish?

sonicfrog said...

Wait... Government is sausage... SAUSAGE... Not apple pie!!!! Jeez, can't even do that right.... Just lost my vote!

Spin said...

Ann's thought bubble:
My man can handle all types of dough.

Jack Reacher said...

"The recipe? Sorry, no, I have to invoke executive privilege on that."

Jack Reacher said...

"Won't those Mexican drug lords be surprised when they start getting pies instead of machine guns from us?"

JohnS1959 said...

"Even an Amish bakery can be profitable with the right leadership", explained Mr. Romney, "All we had to do was lay off those Amish women and bring in some technology to replace them..."

Submariner said...

$10,000 says M'Chel will consider this an "Eatin' Shovels Ready Pie."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Rachael Ray brought out staff to make me look good. When is this broad gonna do the same?"

Submariner said...

OK, if this is really for the Secretary of State, I need a kindergardener to put in the crust...