1. "Let's send one of these to Hilldawg. I hear she loves eating pie."
2. "Of all my wives, you two are definitely in the top five probably."
3. "Apple? But I just pulled the heads off four and twenty blackbirds!"
4. "I think Christie's gonna need about four dozen of these when I tell him he won't be VP."
5. The socialist sees only one pie to be divided. The capitalist sees a market for a bakery operation.
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Getting the Stepford Wives involved in Romney's campaign proved to be a huge mistake.
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Anthony Bourdain could only look on in silence, his head slowly shaking from side to side.
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Charles Johnson would later criticize Ann Romney for the "blatant code-word racism of her thinly-veiled Aunt Jemima costume".
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If the lefties' constant whine that "Mitt wants to take us back to the Fifties" means in practice "attractive, happy, and well-groomed MILFs and plentiful homemade pie", well, hell, sign me up.
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Mitt stars in American Pie 17: MILFS in the Kitchen
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hmmm, making pies in red pants...maybe Mitt will get the gay vote
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Ann's thought bubble:
My man can handle all types of dough.
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"Won't those Mexican drug lords be surprised when they start getting pies instead of machine guns from us?"
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"Even an Amish bakery can be profitable with the right leadership", explained Mr. Romney, "All we had to do was lay off those Amish women and bring in some technology to replace them..."
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Getting the Stepford Wives involved in Romney's campaign proved to be a huge mistake.
"C'mon, beating Obama this November will be as easy as... what's the word..."
Anthony Bourdain could only look on in silence, his head slowly shaking from side to side.
Charles Johnson would later criticize Ann Romney for the "blatant code-word racism of her thinly-veiled Aunt Jemima costume".
If the lefties' constant whine that "Mitt wants to take us back to the Fifties" means in practice "attractive, happy, and well-groomed MILFs and plentiful homemade pie", well, hell, sign me up.
Romney's thought bubble: I'm sure glad this is all a political ploy and that the wife is the one who is always in the kitchen.
Mitt stars in American Pie 17: MILFS in the Kitchen
hmmm, making pies in red pants...maybe Mitt will get the gay vote
The gaffe that cost Romney the election: After he baked the pie, he demonstrated how to slice it so just he and Wall St. enjoy dessert.
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Little Mitt Romney,
Sat under a palm tree
Eating his homemade pie.
He stuck in his thumb,
Then thought, "This is dumb"
And ate it whole while the soup line trooped by.
ROMNEY: Oh? I can never keep that straight... thought it was, "Wash your hands after you eat." Ah well, this one's mine.
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Either of you gals into the WAM food fetish?
Wait... Government is sausage... SAUSAGE... Not apple pie!!!! Jeez, can't even do that right.... Just lost my vote!
Ann's thought bubble:
My man can handle all types of dough.
"The recipe? Sorry, no, I have to invoke executive privilege on that."
"Won't those Mexican drug lords be surprised when they start getting pies instead of machine guns from us?"
"Even an Amish bakery can be profitable with the right leadership", explained Mr. Romney, "All we had to do was lay off those Amish women and bring in some technology to replace them..."
$10,000 says M'Chel will consider this an "Eatin' Shovels Ready Pie."
Thawt bubble; "Rachael Ray brought out staff to make me look good. When is this broad gonna do the same?"
OK, if this is really for the Secretary of State, I need a kindergardener to put in the crust...
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