Monday, June 25, 2012

Mi Spleef

Al

1. "There you go, sir. One 'Choom' burrito. (wink)"

2. "There you go, Mr. President. And I hope the Wookie's monthly visit from 'Aunt Flo' passes quickly."



Best of Double the U
And if any of you little people had jobs you could afford lunch like me.

Best of Dr. Doom
Bartender: "Is there a spill Mr. President?"
President Obama: "In a manner of speaking - this is for Biden's mouth..."

Best of Shayne
"Excuse me? You want me to shove it where?"

Best of Steve O
Hey uhhhhh, what you think eh? Soooooo like do I have enough toilet paper for the amount of food I'm buying?

Best of Cat Whisperer
“Sorry, about the mix up with your burrito, Mr. President. We just assumed you meant “pollo” when you said “perro.”

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Amerika, it's disgraceful that these white boys have science degrees but are working at fast food joints. They's stealing jobs meant for my illegal hispanic friends!

Best of Dr. Doom
"Just great", thought the President, "Hillary gets Carla Bruni's t!ts and I'm stuck out here in bitter clinger land with a roll of Charmin..."

Best of Submariner
Yes, he's SURE the Collie he used was FRESH.




12 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"The um, logo on this, um, this burrito says, um, 'Brazzers', um. Does, um, does that word, um, mean anything, um, mean anything to anybody, um, here?" The worlds slowest porno slowly and haltingly unfolds.

Double the U said...

And if any of you little people had jobs you could afford lunch like me.

Dr. Doom said...

Bartender: "Is there a spill Mr. President?"

President Obama: "In a manner of speaking - this is for Biden's mouth..."

Shayne said...

"Excuse me? You want me to shove it where?"

Steve O said...

Hey uhhhhh, what you think eh? Soooooo like do I have enough toilet paper for the amount of food I'm buying?

Anonymous said...

Up in Smoke...
That's where, the private sectors-
Troubles go

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Hey Biden, what'll you have? My treat!"
grrrrr - They say he's a "Big Spender" but he's really a cheap mutha. No trickle down here."

Cat Whisperer said...

“Sorry, about the mix up with your burrito, Mr. President. We just assumed you meant “pollo” when you said “perro.”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Photo Op
Amerika, it's disgraceful that these white boys have science degrees but are working at fast food joints. They's stealing jobs meant for my illegal hispanic friends!

-OR-

Hey, 'Chel, did you want a case of medium or large diet Pepsis with your dozen burritos? Ooops, sorry I misunderstood. Make that TWO dozen burritos and a case of large diet Pepsis... to go.

Dr. Doom said...

"Just great", thought the President, "Hillary gets Carla Bruni's t!ts and I'm stuck out here in bitter clinger land with a roll of Charmin..."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Cheeburger, cheeburger."
Guy: "Dude... that's a sub."

Submariner said...

Yes, he's SURE the Collie he used was FRESH.