Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Man With the Big Orange Sack of Nuts

OMFG

1. AC/DC concedes.

2. ORA: Some guys will do anything for medicinal cannabis.

3. "Ask Obama a tough question at a press conference? Hell, not even my balls are that big."

4. "Las Vegas police announced a break today in their search for the serial killer known as 'the Teabag Suffocator.'"

5. Now that the trial is over, Roger Clemens looses his truss.

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Beached whale disappears. Police start investigation of mystery fat man. Developing...

Double the U said...

and after Mr. Garrison said "Present them" he went into shock.

dadoctah said...

Some days, *nobody* wants to be a TSA scanner....

GregMan said...

I thought Michael Moore was white?

GregMan said...

"Oompa-loompa, FUPA dee doo"

dadoctah said...

Hooters uniform. Ur wearin it rong.

Submariner said...

Leroy's truck got impounded but he still somehow managed to run a lucrative business ferrying in illegals at Juarez.

Submariner said...

Some Bronco's fans were more excited than others that Peyton Manning was their new franchise quarterback.

racerboy said...

ORA: "...of course, you'd have to ride in the backseat - since his balls would be riding shotgun."

prince of leaves said...

Remembering Trayvon: UR DOIN IT RONG.

prince of leaves said...

"Boys in the Hoodie"

Spin said...

'Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls' ice cream has founda spokesperson

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It started out in his teens with just a single rolled up pair of socks, but as Tyrone's insecurities mounted things sorta snowballed.

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Police didn't have too much trouble tracking down the shoplifter.

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The lengths some people will go to avoid airline excess baggage fees. Leroy got a doctor in Tijuana to diagnose elephantiasis.

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This is precisely why moms say not to try to suppress a sneeze.

Submariner said...

Somebody REALLY needs to have a nocturnal emission...

Dr. Doom said...

This guy has many problems but Low T is not one of them...

Steve O said...

Check him for Mexicans.

(I'm sorry. Was that racist? It sounded racist.)

Submariner said...

Hearing "Chock Full of Nuts" makes some think of a brand of coffee. It made his friends think of Leroy...

Submariner said...

The Fire Island Players' choice of where Kuato was hidden was entirely predictable...