1. AC/DC concedes.
2. ORA: Some guys will do anything for medicinal cannabis.
3. "Ask Obama a tough question at a press conference? Hell, not even my balls are that big."
4. "Las Vegas police announced a break today in their search for the serial killer known as 'the Teabag Suffocator.'"
5. Now that the trial is over, Roger Clemens looses his truss.
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DRUDGEBREAKING: Beached whale disappears. Police start investigation of mystery fat man. Developing...
and after Mr. Garrison said "Present them" he went into shock.
Some days, *nobody* wants to be a TSA scanner....
I thought Michael Moore was white?
"Oompa-loompa, FUPA dee doo"
Hooters uniform. Ur wearin it rong.
Leroy's truck got impounded but he still somehow managed to run a lucrative business ferrying in illegals at Juarez.
Some Bronco's fans were more excited than others that Peyton Manning was their new franchise quarterback.
ORA: "...of course, you'd have to ride in the backseat - since his balls would be riding shotgun."
Remembering Trayvon: UR DOIN IT RONG.
"Boys in the Hoodie"
'Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls' ice cream has founda spokesperson
It started out in his teens with just a single rolled up pair of socks, but as Tyrone's insecurities mounted things sorta snowballed.
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Police didn't have too much trouble tracking down the shoplifter.
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The lengths some people will go to avoid airline excess baggage fees. Leroy got a doctor in Tijuana to diagnose elephantiasis.
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This is precisely why moms say not to try to suppress a sneeze.
Somebody REALLY needs to have a nocturnal emission...
This guy has many problems but Low T is not one of them...
Check him for Mexicans.
(I'm sorry. Was that racist? It sounded racist.)
Hearing "Chock Full of Nuts" makes some think of a brand of coffee. It made his friends think of Leroy...
The Fire Island Players' choice of where Kuato was hidden was entirely predictable...
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