Wednesday, June 27, 2012

I'm Back, Baby

Trust me, you don't wanna know what I was doing yesterday.



1. What not to wear: Dingo Country Edition.

2. Suddenly, the BK Bacon Sunday seemed... trite.

3. The Baconator time traveled from a Dystopic Future run by vegetarians to kill the man who started the revolution. Fortunately, the man in question was Russell Brand.

4. The typical Republican politician as seen by the MFM.

5. "Damn, I have to piss but forgot to include a bacon fly."



Best of GregMan
The picture that really got Larry Brinkin into trouble.

Best of metalgarth
Hwang completely misunderstood the other sumo wrestlers when they said he needed "more meat on his bones" to be competitive.

Threadwinner - dadoctah
Hey, whatever it takes to get the dog to play with him....

Best of JohnS1959
Later Lee Ho was invited to the Mongolian Grill by the Great Khan. His day went rapidly downhill after that...

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Ping-Ta Park was just like any other student until the fateful day he was bitten by a radioactive lamb gyro.

Best of Steve O
An anatomically correct Asian weightlifter.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Iron Man, you're doing it WRONG! But you are doing it deliciously.

Best of Dr. Doom
Li Ho Sun thought he was a shoe in to win the 'Win A Date with Lady Gaga' contest...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Japanese movie producers rejected the scriptwriter's premise that Homer Simpson's Spider Pig could mutate and battle Mothra at Fukushima.

Best of Spin
Chow, Yung Fat

Best of Submariner
Guess which member of the gang drew the short straw and has to distract the dobermans?

Best of Cat Whisperer
“Allah save us! Our holy bullets cannot penetrate the infidel’s bacon body armor!”

24 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Lady Gaga's dream date

Rodney Dill said...

Shouldn't this be the Fried-Day Caption This?

Rodney Dill said...

New Bond villian -- Pork Belly

GregMan said...

Andrew Sullivan's Google results for "muscled oriental meat" proved surprisingly acceptable to him.

GregMan said...

The picture that really got Larry Brinkin into trouble.

metalgarth said...

Hwang completely misunderstood the other sumo wrestlers when they said he needed "more meat on his bones" to be competitive.

dadoctah said...

Hey, whatever it takes to get the dog to play with him....

JohnS1959 said...

I'm guessing that Bear Grylls is nearby...

JohnS1959 said...

Later Lee Ho was invited to the Mongolian Grill by the Great Khan. His day went rapidly downhill after that...

dadoctah said...

Ping-Ta Park was just like any other student until the fateful day he was bitten by a radioactive lamb gyro.

Steve O said...

Hey Kobe, I'm hungry!

Steve O said...

Hey Kobe, I'm... oh, never mind.

Steve O said...

An anatomically correct Asian weightlifter.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Don't need to be on bath salts to cannibalize him.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Iron Man, you're doing it WRONG! But you are doing it deliciously.

Dr. Doom said...

Li Ho Sun thought he was a shoe in to win the 'Win A Date with Lady Gaga' contest...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guinness World Book officials rejected Hashimoto's attempt to break the world BMI (Body Mass Index) record.

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Since he saw Yamagushi being interviewed by a reporter, Hannibal Lector's been searching high and low for this guy's phone number.

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Aside from a gnawed femur and a couple knuckles, most of the author of "Fat Girrs are Velly Easy" never were recovered after his brief fling with Rosie O'Donnell.

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Japanese movie producers rejected the scriptwriter's premise that Homer Simpson's Spider Pig could mutate and battle Mothra at Fukushima.

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Thawtbubble: WTF? Wife will not believe I was abducted and probed by aliens, turned into a bacon wrap and left in a field with two giant strawmen. She's gonna accuse me of being with Suzie.

Spin said...

Chow, Yung Fat

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I don't think I like the look on that wolf's face..."

Submariner said...

"I didn't get a 'ha-rump' out of that man..."

dadoctah said...

"Where all da kosher women at?"

Submariner said...

Punishment reminiscent of Genghis Kahn...

Submariner said...

Guess which member of the gang drew the short straw and has to distract the dobermans?

Cat Whisperer said...

“Allah save us! Our holy bullets cannot penetrate the infidel’s bacon body armor!”