1. What not to wear: Dingo Country Edition.
2. Suddenly, the BK Bacon Sunday seemed... trite.
3. The Baconator time traveled from a Dystopic Future run by vegetarians to kill the man who started the revolution. Fortunately, the man in question was Russell Brand.
4. The typical Republican politician as seen by the MFM.
5. "Damn, I have to piss but forgot to include a bacon fly."
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The picture that really got Larry Brinkin into trouble.
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Hwang completely misunderstood the other sumo wrestlers when they said he needed "more meat on his bones" to be competitive.
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Hey, whatever it takes to get the dog to play with him....
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Later Lee Ho was invited to the Mongolian Grill by the Great Khan. His day went rapidly downhill after that...
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Ping-Ta Park was just like any other student until the fateful day he was bitten by a radioactive lamb gyro.
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An anatomically correct Asian weightlifter.
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Iron Man, you're doing it WRONG! But you are doing it deliciously.
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Li Ho Sun thought he was a shoe in to win the 'Win A Date with Lady Gaga' contest...
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Japanese movie producers rejected the scriptwriter's premise that Homer Simpson's Spider Pig could mutate and battle Mothra at Fukushima.
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Chow, Yung Fat
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Guess which member of the gang drew the short straw and has to distract the dobermans?
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“Allah save us! Our holy bullets cannot penetrate the infidel’s bacon body armor!”
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Lady Gaga's dream date
Shouldn't this be the Fried-Day Caption This?
New Bond villian -- Pork Belly
Andrew Sullivan's Google results for "muscled oriental meat" proved surprisingly acceptable to him.
The picture that really got Larry Brinkin into trouble.
Hwang completely misunderstood the other sumo wrestlers when they said he needed "more meat on his bones" to be competitive.
Hey, whatever it takes to get the dog to play with him....
I'm guessing that Bear Grylls is nearby...
Later Lee Ho was invited to the Mongolian Grill by the Great Khan. His day went rapidly downhill after that...
Ping-Ta Park was just like any other student until the fateful day he was bitten by a radioactive lamb gyro.
Hey Kobe, I'm hungry!
Hey Kobe, I'm... oh, never mind.
An anatomically correct Asian weightlifter.
Don't need to be on bath salts to cannibalize him.
Iron Man, you're doing it WRONG! But you are doing it deliciously.
Li Ho Sun thought he was a shoe in to win the 'Win A Date with Lady Gaga' contest...
Guinness World Book officials rejected Hashimoto's attempt to break the world BMI (Body Mass Index) record.
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Since he saw Yamagushi being interviewed by a reporter, Hannibal Lector's been searching high and low for this guy's phone number.
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Aside from a gnawed femur and a couple knuckles, most of the author of "Fat Girrs are Velly Easy" never were recovered after his brief fling with Rosie O'Donnell.
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Japanese movie producers rejected the scriptwriter's premise that Homer Simpson's Spider Pig could mutate and battle Mothra at Fukushima.
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Thawtbubble: WTF? Wife will not believe I was abducted and probed by aliens, turned into a bacon wrap and left in a field with two giant strawmen. She's gonna accuse me of being with Suzie.
Chow, Yung Fat
Thawt bubble; "I don't think I like the look on that wolf's face..."
"I didn't get a 'ha-rump' out of that man..."
"Where all da kosher women at?"
Punishment reminiscent of Genghis Kahn...
Guess which member of the gang drew the short straw and has to distract the dobermans?
“Allah save us! Our holy bullets cannot penetrate the infidel’s bacon body armor!”
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