Friday, June 08, 2012

Here Comes The Sun


1. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hah! 
2. "Now this is how you transit the sun. F--- you, Venus!"
3.Star Trek (Plymouth) Voyager.
4. "And then, Bill Maher was catapulted into the sun and everyone lived happily ever after. The End."
5. "OK, you win, it *is* possible to drive to the sun. Here's your twenty bucks."


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Solyndra ex-CEO defended his company and denied exaggerating their solar powered vehicle's efficiency. "It's extremely efficient when operated in very very direct sunlight. However, it does tend to overheat a bit."

Best ofdadoctah
Big whoop. The valet parking guys do this every time I hand 'em the keys.

Best of JohnS1959
This represents the other three of 25 aerospace jobs the President claimed to have created last month...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions... Yes, Darrin? Why is the egg in the frying pan getting bigger? Okay, Darrin, time for you to lie down for a bit."

Best of jimmy
The New Jersey Tanning Mom takes her daughter to summer camp.

Best of Dactyl
Left turn. Albuquerque. Shoulda. You know.

Best of Spin
... and the tiny sperm loses his tail as he attaches itself to the egg.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Mr Sullivan, we've discovered a small polyp on your colon... What concerns us more is the Dodge Caravan."

Best of Steve O
When it absolutely, positively, has to... hang on a second.
How do get something to the sun "overnight?"



23 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Are we there yet?

-OR-

AP Washington DC: NASA officials testifying before congress admitted that budget constraints forced the creative use of photoshop to make the International Space Station look slightly more sophisticated than it really is.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Solyndra ex-CEO defended his company and denied exaggerating their solar powered vehicle's efficiency. "It's extremely efficient when operated in very very direct sunlight. However, it does tend to overheat a bit."

dadoctah said...

Big whoop. The valet parking guys do this every time I hand 'em the keys.

JohnS1959 said...

This represents the other three of 25 aerospace jobs the President claimed to have created last month...

Kaptain Krude said...

"When you said we were going to burn rubber in broad sunlight, I just naturally assumed... say, can't this air conditioning go any higher?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions... Yes, Darrin? Why is the egg in the frying pan getting bigger? Okay, Darrin, time for you to lie down for a bit."

jimmy said...

**shakes fist** Dem Duke Boys done stole Boss Hogg's moonshine again!"

--or--

The New Jersey Tanning Mom takes her daughter to summer camp.

Dactyl said...

Left turn. Albuquerque. Shoulda. You know.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Montgomery Scott tests his revised theory out on Admiral Archer's Starfleet van

Spin said...

... and the tiny sperm loses his tail as he attaches itself to the egg.

Steve O said...

You might be a redneck, if...

Steve O said...

Bill and Ted's Excellent Voyager

Son Of The Godfather said...

"That's it, Henry. Pull this thing over, we're asking for directions!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We should never have attempted the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mr Sullivan, we've discovered a small polyp on your colon... What concerns us more is the Dodge Caravan."

dadoctah said...

"...its five-year mission, to boldly go where no man has gone before: to Wal-Mart for some Cheetos and Mountain Dew."

Steve O said...

Theeeeeese are the adventures of the Plymouth Voyager. It's five year A/C warranty to coldly blow where no cold has blown before...

Steve O said...

When it absolutely, positively, has to... hang on a second.

How do get something to the sun "overnight?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Where will YOU be when your laxatives kick in?

-OR-

The Where's Waldo game takes on a new dimension.

-OR-

Carl Sagan whispers: Alien's are inquisitive creatures by nature, but with billions and billions of stars it's possible many don't speak English; so, if you want total privacy don't rely on bumper sticker that says:
If this van's a'rockin, don't come a'knockin.

Rodney Dill said...

Ricky Fowler drives a minivan?

Submariner said...

Serena one ups her sister.

Submariner said...

OK, Maury - I thought it was just a song, but you; YOU really DO manage to "get lost between the moon and New York City..."