1. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hah!
2. "Now this is how you transit the sun. F--- you, Venus!"
3.Star Trek (Plymouth) Voyager.
4. "And then, Bill Maher was catapulted into the sun and everyone lived happily ever after. The End."
5. "OK, you win, it *is* possible to drive to the sun. Here's your twenty bucks."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Solyndra ex-CEO defended his company and denied exaggerating their solar powered vehicle's efficiency. "It's extremely efficient when operated in very very direct sunlight. However, it does tend to overheat a bit."
Big whoop. The valet parking guys do this every time I hand 'em the keys.
Best of JohnS1959
This represents the other three of 25 aerospace jobs the President claimed to have created last month...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions... Yes, Darrin? Why is the egg in the frying pan getting bigger? Okay, Darrin, time for you to lie down for a bit."
Best of jimmy
The New Jersey Tanning Mom takes her daughter to summer camp.
Best of Dactyl
Left turn. Albuquerque. Shoulda. You know.
Best of Spin
... and the tiny sperm loses his tail as he attaches itself to the egg.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Mr Sullivan, we've discovered a small polyp on your colon... What concerns us more is the Dodge Caravan."
Best of Steve O
When it absolutely, positively, has to... hang on a second.
How do get something to the sun "overnight?"