Monday, June 25, 2012

HALP. Setup Needs Punchline

About a month ago, American Elephant asked me to help him finish this visual joke...


... I figured it was a job for monors.


Best of Dr. Doom
Two of the Democrat voters on the rolls in Minnesota. Union affiliation uncertain...

Best of jimmy
Time To Bale, America!
(sic)

Best of Blue Hen
The times were bad, and the harvest poor. And so, the wicker man was erected anew, for the sacrifice that would ensure JEF's re-election. ANnd Biden stood there the whole time

Best of Dactyl
If Easter Island was built by public sector unions...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Detroit Lions offensive line is large, but rather slow.

Best of Rodney Dill
Barack Obama - supporting Hay Marriage since 2012.

Best of joshua
In the Ghostbusters summer 2012 blockbuster sequel, the Stay Puft marshmallow man is replaced by an army of Obama's straw men.

33 comments:

Rm 207 said...

I said that I wanted my campaign ads full of straw DOG fallacies, not straw men.

WV: gyhose II. Sheesh.

Dr. Doom said...

Two of the Democrat voters on the rolls in Minnesota. Union affiliation uncertain...

jimmy said...

Time To Bale, America!
(sic)

Blue Hen said...

The times were bad, and the harvest poor. And so, the wicker man was erected anew, for the sacrifice that would ensure JEF's re-election. ANnd Biden stood there the whole time

blue said...

"Obama promises to outlaw flaming arrows if he is r-elected..."

Shayne said...

Just another liberal straw man argument.

Steve O said...

I don't know what they are, but the DNC is counting on them to strengthen their arguments against Romney.

Dactyl said...

If Easter Island was built by public sector unions...

joshua said...

The straw man asks the hay man, "What are the odds of you voting for Obama?" The hay man answers, "Less than the odds of you finding a needle and pulling it out of my ass."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Headquarters, I need backup behind Old MacDonald's farm. Think we mighta caught the perps behind all them crop circles.

-OR-

Tennessee conservatives finalize their new "no hand-holding" law sex ed class prop.

-OR-

Nerd Strawman Thawtbubble: C'mon, she's standing right next to you and she's hot! Make.a.move!!!

-OR-

IOWA State fraternity's concept of hay-zing:
1. Build a couple of strawmen.
2. Tell them the first to cross the finish line doesn't get eaten by horses.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama's Jobs Program Slogan:
MADE IN AMERIKA!
(by illegals)

-OR-

Do you know what this Burning Man thing is everyone's talking about?
Nope, but it doesn't sound good.

-OR-

"...If I only had a brain." ♬ ♪
WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY! I'm sorry I ever asked what you'd do if you had a brain.

Anonymous said...

Is it really better to go with the new guy rather than the old guy? I don't think that either extreme can fix what's wrong unless they let Mitt spend some of his money fixing it. MUD

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

-OR-

Acorn organizers spot two more prospects for the 2012 election.

-OR-

So, have you heard about Ron Paul?

-OR-

Texas farmer to visiting White House press corps - Well, sir, if'n you think they're big, you oughts to see our crows.

-OR-

A metaphor for the substance of all Obamalama/Romney debates... taking place in a field of real BS.

Rodney Dill said...

This years most successful DNC fundraising idea. Shoot the apple off the Domo Kun.

Rodney Dill said...

The Detroit Lions offensive line is large, but rather slow.

Rodney Dill said...

I think you're gonna need a bigger vote.

Rodney Dill said...

I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
(Barack Obama)

Rodney Dill said...

Barry and Joe, outstanding in their field.

Rodney Dill said...

Dreams of my Fodder

Rodney Dill said...

jimmy's is going to be hard to beat.

sonicfrog said...

Well, now that illegal immigrants and felons have been taken off the voter roles in Alabama, a White House operative has inadvertently leaked the Democrats super secret backup plan to get more votes and win in November!

Rodney Dill said...

Barack Obama - supporting Hay Marriage since 2012.

Rodney Dill said...

You've been reaped

Rodney Dill said...

Archery anyone?

joshua said...

In the Ghostbusters summer 2012 blockbuster sequel, the Stay Puft marshmallow man is replaced by an army of Obama's straw men.

Anonymous said...

Don't miss...

http://democrathallofshame.com/

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

Just one hay short of Fat Albert

Rodney Dill said...

It could be your role in life is to serve as a target for others to achieve. Archery anyone?

dadoctah said...

Opening shot of the new video for Neil Young's "Hay Hay, My My".

Rodney Dill said...

Gary Glitter's Rock and Roll Part III

Rodney Dill said...

Mormon's are one thing... but the Amish should not campaign for political office.

dadoctah said...

Big Bad Wolf thawtbubble: "This can't possibly end well."