1. "Damn! Missed Fergie's hips again. Can't bloody well see how."
2. And thus was the 'Camilla Problem' solved once and for all.
3.Alfred E. Neuman was impressed with the Queen's marksmanship.
4. "Bloody peasants!"
5. ORA: "Now who's dead, Morrissey?"
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This image flashed through Her Majesty's mind as she accepted the iPod.
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Frustrated after years of governmental waffling, Her Maj takes the obviious approach to dealing with Britain's muslim immigrant problem.
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Send back the Winston Churchill bust, will you, you SCOAMF!
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Three-eighths German ancestry finally makes itself evident.
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She looks as cool and as tough as Dukakis looked silly and effeminate. Fancy that.
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"I told Lady Simms-Broyles what would happen if she wore one more stupid hat to a state function", cried Her Majesty...
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No Your Highness, you aren't the first old queen to fire that weapon", answered Colonel Syngen-Smythe, "We have several in the regiment."
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Soldier thought-bubble: "I heard she was tough, but I never would have guessed this was what she had in that handbag all these years."
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Wow, the pigeon problem in Trafalgar Square must be totally out of control these days.
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The Queen just never could forgive Jake Blues.
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Next time I expect to be posted on Thursday, "V the K." Have I made myself perfectly clear?
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Stand still, Philip! I warned you what would happen if you uttered one bloody more double entendre about me sitting on the throne too long!
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This image flashed through Her Majesty's mind as she accepted the iPod.
C'mon lads. Let's go get our colonies back!
Frustrated after years of governmental waffling, Her Maj takes the obviious approach to dealing with Britain's muslim immigrant problem.
Send back the Winston Churchill bust, will you, you SCOAMF!
Three-eighths German ancestry finally makes itself evident.
She looks as cool and as tough as Dukakis looked silly and effeminate. Fancy that.
Just see what happens the next time Obama gives me an iPod of this speeches!
"I told Lady Simms-Broyles what would happen if she wore one more stupid hat to a state function", cried Her Majesty...
No Your Highness, you aren't the first old queen to fire that weapon", answered Colonel Syngen-Smythe, "We have several in the regiment."
Soldier thought-bubble: "I heard she was tough, but I never would have guessed this was what she had in that handbag all these years."
Wow, the pigeon problem in Trafalgar Square must be totally out of control these days.
The sergeant who witnessed the reptile skin exposed by the gun's recoil would later suffer an unexplained but quite gruesome fatal "accident".
"Don't you know firearms are illegal in the UK, ma'am? I'm sorry but we're going to have to arrest you now..."
The highlight of the Queen's off-record calendar was always the annual live-fire obstacle course for the new Double-O agents.
To hell with the Holy Hand Grenade!!!
The Queen Mum ALWAYS wins the big teddy bear at the annual carnival.
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Thawtbubble: So, tourist, you think it's funny to make one of my Tower of London guards laugh? Who isn't laughing, now?
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How gauche. White gloves and gun metal grey?
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A full 8-minutes after the demo, Sgt. Riker will finally exhale, relieved his jerry-rigged anchor prevented recoil from knocking the Queen onto her royal keister.
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Much better than the photo ops we've seen from the Clinton, Bush and Obamalama handlers over the years.
iRule
The Queen just never could forgive Jake Blues.
Lock and Load…
Rock and Rule…
“I’ll show those bloody yanks ‘ow to ‘ave a tea party.”
"Got any more Camilla targets, boys?"
Next time I expect to be posted on Thursday, "V the K." Have I made myself perfectly clear?
Fine shootin' yer majesty. Prince Charlie's ear're almost down ta normal sized, now...
2. And thus was the 'Prince Charles Problem' solved once and for all.
"This is nuthin', I bang off Phillips all the time."
"Of course I can hit my target Colonel. the Labour is in power you know", explained Queen Elisabeth, "I have learned you can't be too careful around socialists after what happened to cousin Nicky and the rest of the Romanovs..."
One Milliband brother down...
Stand still, Philip! I warned you what would happen if you uttered one bloody more double entendre about me sitting on the throne too long!
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