Monday, June 04, 2012
God Save the Queen
1. "Damn! Missed Fergie's hips again. Can't bloody well see how."
2. And thus was the 'Camilla Problem' solved once and for all.
3.Alfred E. Neuman was impressed with the Queen's marksmanship.
4. "Bloody peasants!"
5. ORA: "Now who's dead, Morrissey?"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This image flashed through Her Majesty's mind as she accepted the iPod.
Best of GregMan
Frustrated after years of governmental waffling, Her Maj takes the obviious approach to dealing with Britain's muslim immigrant problem.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Send back the Winston Churchill bust, will you, you SCOAMF!
Best of dadoctah
Three-eighths German ancestry finally makes itself evident.
Best of Steve O
She looks as cool and as tough as Dukakis looked silly and effeminate. Fancy that.
Best of JohnS1959
"I told Lady Simms-Broyles what would happen if she wore one more stupid hat to a state function", cried Her Majesty...
Best of Dr. Doom
No Your Highness, you aren't the first old queen to fire that weapon", answered Colonel Syngen-Smythe, "We have several in the regiment."
Best of jimmy
Soldier thought-bubble: "I heard she was tough, but I never would have guessed this was what she had in that handbag all these years."
Best of prince of leaves
Wow, the pigeon problem in Trafalgar Square must be totally out of control these days.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Queen just never could forgive Jake Blues.
Best of Submariner
Next time I expect to be posted on Thursday, "V the K." Have I made myself perfectly clear?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Stand still, Philip! I warned you what would happen if you uttered one bloody more double entendre about me sitting on the throne too long!