1. "Yeah, yeah, I have take these supplies back to the Y-M-C-A. Ha! Ha! Ha, you Wal-Mart wage slaces are hilarious!"
2. "Will there be anything else, Ms Napolitano?"
3. Once again, Joe Biden desperately tries and fails to connect with the working class.
4. Key West Walmert Employees have learned to be pretty blase about whoever shows up.
5. "Wow! You can buy 20 oz sodas here. You hicks are so backward compared to us New York sophisticates."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
So, honey, are your buttocks real or did you get implants made out of quick-setting cement, super glue, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat?
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"Let me tell you about the FABULOUS house we're building!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yes, I AM a macho, macho man. I wish you would stop singing that."
Best of Submariner
You don't think the guys down at the dock will give me a hard time about my hard hat not matching my shirt, do you?
Best of Dr. Doom
Bruce: "I'm buying protection in case I pick up a lady tonight. Do you think this will be enough?"
Shaniqua: "Yes - most definitely."
Best of joshua
So, it's my first day on the job and the boss sends me over here to buy some steel toe boots. I'm sure it's for safety reasons but it bothered me that I show up in sandals and everyone is looking at me like I committed a major fashion faux pas or something.