Best of Double the U
No seriously... what did you do with the hooker?
Best of blue
Ok, the girls in blue will be here any second now so behave yourself....
Best of metalgarth
"This is worse than the time Seth McFarlane created a TV series with way too many gags in it about the baby being psychotic and gay"
Best of prince of leaves
A bloated, out-of-shape Mark Wahlberg, an animatronic teddy-bear co-star, and a curiously horrible bas-relief of Cthulhu on the coffee table...I see cinema magic here, people, *cinema magic*!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yes, I'm serious. Family Guy is way overrated, and I don't give a damn who you are!" What *really* precipitated the infamous fight scene.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What worries me most? That I'll be a divorced has been in 25 years and desperate enough to accept your offer of a BJ in a cheap motel room.
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, I don't know where the dryer sheets are. We all look alike to you, don't we?"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
'Ya know, putting Jerry Sandusky in prison for life with a 20 year old cellmate is not much of a punishment...."
Best of Submariner
Whoa...
How baked was I last night?
20 comments:
No seriously... what did you do with the hooker?
Ok, the girls in blue will be here any second now so behave yourself....
"This is worse than the time Seth McFarlane created a TV series with way too many gags in it about the baby being psychotic and gay"
I feel good about this. This movie will be everything "Howard the Duck" could have been but wasn't.
A bloated, out-of-shape Mark Wahlberg, an animatronic teddy-bear co-star, and a curiously horrible bas-relief of Cthulhu on the coffee table...I see cinema magic here, people, *cinema magic*!
Mark Wahlberg has really let himself go. But hey, Teddy Ruxpin's looking great these days!
All this needs is the Brazzers logo.
"Yes, I'm serious. Family Guy is way overrated, and I don't give a damn who you are!" What *really* precipitated the infamous fight scene.
"Ted, a wild bear sh!ts in the woods not in the take-out"
What worries me most? That I'll be a divorced has been in 25 years and desperate enough to accept your offer of a BJ in a cheap motel room.
"That's the way I'm voting. Deal with it. I'm very passionate about American Idol."
"No, I don't know where the dryer sheets are. We all look alike to you, don't we?"
"What makes you think I'd trust a term paper written by you?"
Note: Caption works with either one as the speaker.
'Ya know, putting Jerry Sandusky in prison for life with a 20 year old cellmate is not much of a punishment...."
Whoa...
How baked was I last night?
Works for either one of 'em.
Ted "How can you POSSIBLY think BTO was a good band?"
"Dude. Seriously; unless you get your whites brighter, we're NEVER getting laid..."
Why do you get Hope and I get Faith?
Bear: "...actually I'm a hand puppet, only your hand goes in my backside."
Mark: "No shit."
"You know Lamb Chop was Shari Lewis's lesbian lover, right? So just, uh, putting that out there...."
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