Friday, June 22, 2012

Cinematic All Skate



Best of Double the U
No seriously... what did you do with the hooker?

Best of blue
Ok, the girls in blue will be here any second now so behave yourself....

Best of metalgarth
"This is worse than the time Seth McFarlane created a TV series with way too many gags in it about the baby being psychotic and gay"

Best of prince of leaves
A bloated, out-of-shape Mark Wahlberg, an animatronic teddy-bear co-star, and a curiously horrible bas-relief of Cthulhu on the coffee table...I see cinema magic here, people, *cinema magic*!

Best of  Kaptain Krude
"Yes, I'm serious. Family Guy is way overrated, and I don't give a damn who you are!" What *really* precipitated the infamous fight scene.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What worries me most? That I'll be a divorced has been in 25 years and desperate enough to accept your offer of a BJ in a cheap motel room.

Best of Jack Reacher
"No, I don't know where the dryer sheets are. We all look alike to you, don't we?"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
'Ya know, putting Jerry Sandusky in prison for life with a 20 year old cellmate is not much of a punishment...."

Best of Submariner
Whoa...
How baked was I last night?

20 comments:

Double the U said...

No seriously... what did you do with the hooker?

blue said...

Ok, the girls in blue will be here any second now so behave yourself....

metalgarth said...

"This is worse than the time Seth McFarlane created a TV series with way too many gags in it about the baby being psychotic and gay"

dadoctah said...

I feel good about this. This movie will be everything "Howard the Duck" could have been but wasn't.

prince of leaves said...

A bloated, out-of-shape Mark Wahlberg, an animatronic teddy-bear co-star, and a curiously horrible bas-relief of Cthulhu on the coffee table...I see cinema magic here, people, *cinema magic*!

prince of leaves said...

Mark Wahlberg has really let himself go. But hey, Teddy Ruxpin's looking great these days!

Kaptain Krude said...

All this needs is the Brazzers logo.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes, I'm serious. Family Guy is way overrated, and I don't give a damn who you are!" What *really* precipitated the infamous fight scene.

Spin said...

"Ted, a wild bear sh!ts in the woods not in the take-out"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What worries me most? That I'll be a divorced has been in 25 years and desperate enough to accept your offer of a BJ in a cheap motel room.

Jack Reacher said...

"That's the way I'm voting. Deal with it. I'm very passionate about American Idol."

Jack Reacher said...

"No, I don't know where the dryer sheets are. We all look alike to you, don't we?"

Jack Reacher said...

"What makes you think I'd trust a term paper written by you?"
Note: Caption works with either one as the speaker.

chronos the wonder pig said...

'Ya know, putting Jerry Sandusky in prison for life with a 20 year old cellmate is not much of a punishment...."

Submariner said...

Whoa...
How baked was I last night?




Works for either one of 'em.

Submariner said...

Ted "How can you POSSIBLY think BTO was a good band?"

Submariner said...

"Dude. Seriously; unless you get your whites brighter, we're NEVER getting laid..."

Submariner said...

Why do you get Hope and I get Faith?

Rodney Dill said...

Bear: "...actually I'm a hand puppet, only your hand goes in my backside."
Mark: "No shit."

dadoctah said...

"You know Lamb Chop was Shari Lewis's lesbian lover, right? So just, uh, putting that out there...."