Friday, June 22, 2012
Cinematic All Skate
Best of Double the U
No seriously... what did you do with the hooker?
Best of blue
Ok, the girls in blue will be here any second now so behave yourself....
Best of metalgarth
"This is worse than the time Seth McFarlane created a TV series with way too many gags in it about the baby being psychotic and gay"
Best of prince of leaves
A bloated, out-of-shape Mark Wahlberg, an animatronic teddy-bear co-star, and a curiously horrible bas-relief of Cthulhu on the coffee table...I see cinema magic here, people, *cinema magic*!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yes, I'm serious. Family Guy is way overrated, and I don't give a damn who you are!" What *really* precipitated the infamous fight scene.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What worries me most? That I'll be a divorced has been in 25 years and desperate enough to accept your offer of a BJ in a cheap motel room.
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, I don't know where the dryer sheets are. We all look alike to you, don't we?"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
'Ya know, putting Jerry Sandusky in prison for life with a 20 year old cellmate is not much of a punishment...."
Best of Submariner
How baked was I last night?