1. Richard Gere's Houseboys standing by.
2. "OMG, Miguel We're so ghey, even *I* want to kick our asses."
3. How to Speak Obama: "Hors d'oeuvre." Which thing in the photo, and which Obama I am referring to, are open to interpretation.
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Is taking a cue from Lady Gaga really the best way for Bono and the Edge to raise awareness about African poverty?
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On the set of the new Green Hornet the Kato auditions were ... tedious.
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One dog to the other: I'll tell you one thing, watching them cavort has totally put me off the whole butt-sniffing thing.
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"It's a dog eat dog world."
"If we're lucky."
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“Finally we have a President that supports our gay and dog-eating lifestyle!”
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Tribbles are useful for detecting 2 things: Klingons and "friends" of Sulu.
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I hate those tiny annoying ankle biting creatures that are always dressed up in some strange outfit with bows and endlessly yipping about something. it almost makes you feel sorry for those dogs.