Saturday, June 16, 2012

A Boi and His Dog


1. Ang Lee presents "Marmaduke"

2. Hi on bath salts, Billy proceeded to chew Rex's face off; which was just exactly the kind of story the local newspaper had been looking for.

3. When NAMBLA and PETA join forces.

4. OK, the dog and the boy are sick enough, but on a TRAMPOLINE!

5. Thanks to Obama's unconstituional Executive Order, Pedro and Sparky can remain together.




Best of blue
Marmaduke comforts Justin Halpern when he could not get a date for the prom.


Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes, he is great", replied coach Sandusky, But how do you know he is from Denmark?"

Best of GregMan
Prom Night photos in Enumclaw were... well, about what you'd expect.

Best of dadoctah
Lycanthropy: the morning after.

Best of prince of leaves
"Dogs Lick at Me" - in a flash of inspiration, a young Justin Halpern decides to become a writer.

11 comments:

blue said...

Marmaduke comforts Justin Halpern when he could not get a date for the prom.

Dr. Doom said...

"Yes, he is great", replied coach Sandusky, But how do you know he is from Denmark?"

GregMan said...

Prom Night photos in Enumclaw were... well, about what you'd expect.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

DAD: Tommy, has anyone like that Sandusky guy ever put the moves on you at your gymnastics classes?
TOMMY: Erm, well, not exactly.
DAD: What.do.you.mean... not exactly??

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Steve will remember this as that lazy, crazy hazy day of summer... when he woke up next to a dog he met the night before on his first frat party.

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#*${@}!% video rental place screwed up again. Box says Trampy Girls on Trampolines. This ain't it!

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Maggie, that neighbor kid just ain't right. He isn't dating girls, and he's getting way too friendly with Betsy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Coincidentally, liberals and conservative zealots use this photo to argue For and Against Sex Ed in schools.

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Candid Camera 2012
John's little sister put Super Glue in the suntan lotion bottle. Let's see how long it takes John to notice.

dadoctah said...

Lycanthropy: the morning after.

dadoctah said...

On the plus side, he hardly ever watches "My Little Pony" any more.

prince of leaves said...

"Dogs Lick at Me" - in a flash of inspiration, a young Justin Halpern decides to become a writer.

prince of leaves said...

Jimmy had long noticed that Rufus would lick his face aggressively until every last smudge from his peanut butter sandwich was gone. But it wasn't until he hit puberty that he realized why Aunt Jennie kept a jar of Jif on her nightstand.

Dactyl said...

It's OK: in dog years he's 84.

Submariner said...

♪ Peole let me tell you 'bout my be-est friend...♫