Wednesday, June 27, 2012
All I said was "you have three beautiful children, ma'am." And she smacked me!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Seriously, is it really a hate crime to tell muslim immigrants the city saves money by having multipurpose buses pick up trash along with passengers.
Best of Rodney Dill
Jees, Dead suicide bomber children have more remains than one would expect.
Best of Dactyl
Aren't you a little tall for a Jawa?
After the Imperial Stormtroopers destroyed their sandcrawler, the surviving Jawas had no choice but to move back in with their parents.
Best of Cat Whisperer
The TSA later allowed all four of them to pass through security and board a plane while they were busy strip searching a wheelchair-bound 90 year old great-grandmother.
Best of Dr. Doom
One of the most popular game shows in Tehran is called Spot the Sunni. If you guessed 'the short one on the left', you sided with 82.5 percent of the audience...