Wednesday, June 27, 2012

All I said was "you have three beautiful children, ma'am." And she smacked me!




Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Seriously, is it really a hate crime to tell muslim immigrants the city saves money by having multipurpose buses pick up trash along with passengers.

Best of Rodney Dill
Jees, Dead suicide bomber children have more remains than one would expect.

Best of Dactyl
Aren't you a little tall for a Jawa?

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 Dactyl
After the Imperial Stormtroopers destroyed their sandcrawler, the surviving Jawas had no choice but to move back in with their parents.

Best of Cat Whisperer
The TSA later allowed all four of them to pass through security and board a plane while they were busy strip searching a wheelchair-bound 90 year old great-grandmother.

Best of Dr. Doom
One of the most popular game shows in Tehran is called Spot the Sunni. If you guessed 'the short one on the left', you sided with 82.5 percent of the audience...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, those two bags are my husband's other two wives.

metalgarth said...

"2 more Sith Lords have moved in!!! There goes the neighborhood"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Muslim Halloweeners learn they can fill large bags with candy by going around the neighborhood knocking on doors and saying, "Trick or Boom!"

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Where's Cousin It?

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Romney goes into hiding rather than eat crow for pompously predicting Obamalama's last 3 years would be a waste if the Supremes ruled against his health care plan.

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I really miss the days when small town Americans looked like Americans.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Seriously, is it really a hate crime to tell muslim immigrants the city saves money by having multipurpose buses pick up trash along with passengers.

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Martha Stewart's Muslim Homemaker Hint #280: Hefty bags make a great substitute if you haven't finished the laundry.

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Muslim Hide and Seek

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No, it doesn't look like Allah, but it does resemble Grandma Feerouzeh.

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

Jees, Dead suicide bomber children have more remains than one would expect.

dadoctah said...

The little black dress *still* goes with everything.

Dactyl said...

Aren't you a little tall for a Jawa?

Dactyl said...

After the Imperial Stormtroopers destroyed their sandcrawler, the surviving Jawas had no choice but to move back in with their parents.

prince of leaves said...

"Ayeesha, if you say 'He IS the kwisatz haderach!' one more time, I swear this family is going to have another honor killing."

Cat Whisperer said...

The TSA later allowed all four of them to pass through security and board a plane while they were busy strip searching a wheelchair-bound 90 year old great-grandmother.

Dr. Doom said...

One of the most popular game shows in Tehran is called Spot the Sunni. If you guessed 'the short one on the left', you sided with 82.5 percent of the audience...