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The gang tries a subtle new home invasion tactic involving bikinis and a request for a cup of sugar.-OR-Just remember... vampires have to be invited inside.-OR-Obligatory: fake, huge, hard, alarm bell caps, cantaloupe halves, way more than a mouthful, udderly ridiculous
Obligatory continued: pontoons, personal floatation devices, front end collision bags, overstuffed pillows, dairy islands, dirigibles (oh, the humanity!)
Hooters, Hooters, yum, yum, yum.Hooters, Hooters, on a girl that's dumb.
Fact: Could have saved the TITANIC
That reminds me, I need to get more Jergens.
I think I could overlook that claw on her left arm.
Not a caption, but just a true story. As a teenager I was doing some door-to-door canvassing with a friend of mine to see if we could make more Lutherans and two women answered the door looking something like this. I suspect we converted neither.
I suspect they converted you, Steve O, since you're still thinking about it...
Why do they call you "Stroker Ace?Oh.OH!OOOOHHHH!
uhhhh, how many subscriptions do I have to buy to ensure a happy ending?
After rising costs resulted in lower sales, the Girl Scouts hit on a sales technique that set all sorts of new records.v words - rgenota Episcopal - I'm converting tomorrow.
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